rumple-dumps

The horrible, stomach-clutching dump you eventually have to take after consuming multiple Rumple Minze shots.

I wish I wouldn't have taken so many shots of Rumple Minze because now I've been having rumple-dumps.

I rumple-dumped after drinking three Rumple Minze shots, a pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea, a jello shot and a screwdriver.

rumple-dumps by Tuk Tuk Tuk III September 3, 2011

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rumble dumps

When your stomach is gurgling as you poop.

After recovering from the flu, I shortly got a case of the rumble dumps.

rumble dumps by Monkey giblets March 21, 2016

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Rumple Dump

When you drink so much Rumple Minze that you end up going home with any girl (or let any guy bring you home) at the bar and dump a load in her.

Kenny: What happened to you last night? Lost track of you after the 12th round of Rumple Minze.
Nic: I ended up back at that hot blondes house and Rumple Dumped inside her
Kenny: Hahaha there wasn’t any blondes last night…

Rumple Dump by DrTaga January 29, 2022

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rumpledumpskin

A poop that seems like it takes 100 years.

By the time Joe got done taking a rumpledumpskin, the game was half over.

rumpledumpskin by djsolr December 11, 2009

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rumpledumple

A rather large rear that is perfectly symetrical in appearance.

Have you see Jeremy's girlfriend? She has the nicest rumpledumple i have ever seen.

rumpledumple by digro32 April 8, 2010

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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