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rumpke’d 

When you’re sitting down in a Porta-potty in the middle of August at a country concert, just basking in that summer humidity, dropping a heater, and a chick is riding your dick like a bucking bronco.
Hey boy, you up for getting rumpke’d?

Hell yeah, I gotta shit and you’re a smoke show!
rumpke’d by Tdizzle4rizzle August 10, 2025

Rumple Dog

The act of putting your dick in a hot dog bun and serving it to him/ or her.
Rumple Dog by Bitter83 March 15, 2009

rumple doob skin 

a cunt who enjoys a nice old lung buster every now and again
listen you rumple doob skin i want to listen to funkblaster

Rumple Dump 

When you drink so much Rumple Minze that you end up going home with any girl (or let any guy bring you home) at the bar and dump a load in her.
Kenny: What happened to you last night? Lost track of you after the 12th round of Rumple Minze.
Nic: I ended up back at that hot blondes house and Rumple Dumped inside her
Kenny: Hahaha there wasn’t any blondes last night…
Rumple Dump by DrTaga January 29, 2022

rumple-dumps 

The horrible, stomach-clutching dump you eventually have to take after consuming multiple Rumple Minze shots.
I wish I wouldn't have taken so many shots of Rumple Minze because now I've been having rumple-dumps.

I rumple-dumped after drinking three Rumple Minze shots, a pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea, a jello shot and a screwdriver.
rumple-dumps by Tuk Tuk Tuk III September 3, 2011

Rumple Dumple 

Originated in Champaign Illinois at a bar called the Highdive. Bartender, Matt Graham (a.k.a. Grizzo), referred to Rumpleminze as "Rumple Dumple", coining the term.
Hows come every time every time we get off work, you have to act the fool talkin' bout lets do shots of rumple dumple.
Rumple Dumple by Caz July 25, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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