rumpie

A guy with an attractive and notably hairless butt.

Regardless of what they believe, only about one man in ten is a genuine rumpie.

by Amanda Linn July 18, 2003

rumpie

when a person (usually fat) squirts semen out of their anal cavity and licks it up like its lunch.

Xavier pulled a rumpie last night, it was SOOOO yummy!

by kickREDneckSISinTHROAT November 12, 2018

Rumpie Stilt Skin

A tall-lanky character with reddish hair and unsure eyes. The most noticeable characteristic of Rumpie Stilt Skin is his high pitched voice that is only ever used to say "ill offer you.." Rumpie Stilt Skin will only ever appear when he has an exstange to make. If ever faced in confrontation with a Rumpie Stilt Skin do not be too tempted by what he has to offer you, everything he gives he takes two back.

Rumpie Stilt Skin includes a strand of his hair in ever offer he makes.

You can also use Rumpie Stilt Skin has a nickname for someone who thinks chicken is really epic!

The only way to stop a Rumpie Stilt Skin is to shoot all of his Chickens and use them to feed greedy, cruel children.

"I'll offer you... a strand of hair and the rub of a knee for you to leave" said Rumpie Stilt Skin

by Epic Chicken Shooting March 22, 2017

rumplepumpkin

a term of endearment for a mischievous female partner. a kind, caring, attractive rascal

see that erica? shes my rumplepumpkin

by rascal1983 March 18, 2013

Rumpleblumkin

Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit and screaming the 'givers' name backwards during climax.

Similar to a blumkin but with an added personal touch.

During the party we heard big Bob screaming Sudlob and we knew he was receiving a Rumpleblumkin from Boldus.

by GBblumkins November 14, 2011

mother rumpin

Used often by pre-teen girls on twitter, "Mother Rumpin" is often used as a way of saying "mother fucking" or more literally "I'm scared to swear on twitter because my parents insist on following me." Often used while tweeting the pope, can be directly translated into latin as Mater Caudam. Girls who use this expression often have a liking for furry animals such as dogs.

@liz_gardener: Ain't nobody fresher than the Mother Rumpin pope

@corksauce69: Dang righteous girl

@ThePope: I mother-rumped your dad when he was your age ;)

by danzaks69 February 24, 2013

Rumplestilts Simpson

A sexual act that typically involved one man and one woman, although it is designed to be flexible in that manner.

One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.

This will result in an unpleaseant time.

My girlfriend pulled a Rumplestilts Simpson on me last night. I had to go to the ER!

by Foreskin Master July 25, 2022