Noun, also see "Coach Rum." A large, manatee-shaped creature with a plethora of great, oozing blisters profusely erupting over the entire facial area. Her weakness is her inability to reproduce without the aid of medicines, which, fortunately, do not exist at this point in time.

In addition to her day job as a math teacher, Coach Rum runs a lucrative beverage dispense business. She has quite the affinity to "lemon" Gatorade.

Her mating shrieks have been known to be heard by canines only. She has often been known to try to "siren" children to her after-school "tutoring" sessions through use of her ultra-soprano singing voice, usually blaring out a country tune.

Her other weakness is her source of power - her ever-expanding stomach, or "crystal ball," if you will. She rubs it constantly to keep her strength up.

Beware! Spewing puke might occur during the early morning hours. Keep out of range! She can shoot up to 50 feet!!

My God, Coach Rum, she hath come!! RUN!!

Rumery by PeeMS April 9, 2005

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rumper

A rumper is the act of fucking the asscrack of your girlfriend and cumming on the crack without penetration into the asshole or pussyhole.

I gave my girl a rumper.

rumper by glock17 - Rick April 2, 2006

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rumpernaught

1. a hooligan
2. a skank/slut
3. a person who hasn't showered in days

1." YOU BLAST-ENDED RUMPERNAUGHTS. GET OFFA MY LAWN."

2. see miley cyrus

3. "DUDE. Take a shower. You're starting to look like a rumpernaught"

rumpernaught by frikkk November 12, 2009

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