Lawn

A variation of the word jawn for those who’s name starts with the letter L. Only permitted for residences of the greater Philadelphia area or Delaware valley region.

Ben: Yo Lawn, you left your chin hair tweezers in my pecan smoked tilapia again.

Lauren: Sorry, I just saw a podcast about another irrelevant court case and forgot that I left my kids at Wawa.

by Bennehftw November 18, 2022

lawn

A grassy place in front of my house that you should stay the fuck off of.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

lawn

a ship with two math teachers

“LAWNNNN!!!” I yelled.
“What is lawn?” my math teacher asked.
“It’s a ship with you and the other math teacher Mr. Croughn.”

by mysocialstudiesteachergotdrip November 12, 2021

lawn

My territory in which you should get the hell off.

Get the hell of my lawn! I demand satisfaction!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

Lawn

A term for pubic hair, generally meaning

vagina hair but can also refer to dick hair.

Come mow this lawn big boy, show momma how you eat this pussy.

by Cyansky1911 February 18, 2019

Lawn

Lauren + Shawn

Meghan: Wow I’m such a Lawn Shipper
Trevor: Whats that?
Meghan: Lauren and Shawn together of course

by manhitter3000 October 19, 2019

lawn

The husbands second bed when he doesnt agree with his wife, forgets an anniversary, etc.

If you ever get sent to sleep on the lawn by your beloved wife
take a rug
it helps :)

"your sleeping on the lawn tonight"

by the freakin sandwich :) April 18, 2008