Royaltea

Tea-time alcohol. Alcohol which is consumed at tea time, usually around 4pm to 7pm. Informal.

A: Hey bro, let's have royaltea!
B: Royaltea? Is that tea prepared royally?
A: Hell no! It's just booze instead of tea, at tea time.

by EpicRawl October 1, 2016

royaltea

What you hafta pay a brewed-herbs producer each time you serve up a steaming aromatic cup of their delightful beverage.

If you don't enjoy paying royalteas, just dump all of said product overboard into Boston harbor!

by QuacksO November 15, 2025

I feel like royaltea

How you happily describe being invited to a fancy-schmancy gathering of upper-middle-class "sweet little old ladies" who are partaking of their afternoon cups of brewed herbal beverages.

Nerdy teenager: Besides her paying me a generous amount to help her around the house, Mrs. Jones also always invites me to share the weekly 4 PM "chamomile 'n' crackers" social with her and "the girls" from her knitting club --- I feel like royaltea sitting at da table wif all of those gentle smilingly-sociable grammas!

by QuacksO August 21, 2025

Royaltea

A cunty way of spelling royalty. Royal + tea = royaltea. It can also be tea (gossip) that is royal (cunty). It is also a non-binary cunty way of addressing someone (kweeng, queeng, royalty, or royaltea instead of king, queen, etc.).

My non-binary sibling royaltea, u slayed that shit. I am truly gagged. That is some royal tea. SHARE IT.

by LingDanc803 May 29, 2025