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Da handsome "shilling a hole" winner's pot dat Goldfinger hoped to gain by playing his "fixed" golf-game wif James Bond.

Goldfinger may indeed "own da club" himself, but I invented da wooden ball-perches dat they used for da games, so he should pay me a royaltee for each putt.

royaltee by QuacksO November 15, 2025

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Royalties

(n.) Fees paid to a copyright owner for use of thier material.

That guy demands 10% of the turnover in royalties to use his shitty music.

Royalties by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

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Royaltey Loyalty

The expression of devotedness to world renown writer, producer, and director Hope Royaltey; steadfast allegiance to all of Hope Royaltey's endeavors including, but not limited to: FlagshipTV.com, "The P@ssionate & The Privileged", and a wide variety of fun & exciting, interactive Twitter trivia games. Brilliantly conceived by the Captain's Body Slave.

You decided to play Twames (TM) instead of going to your own birthday party??? That sure is some Royaltey Loyalty you've got goin' there!

Royaltey Loyalty by Gertie, SuggestionBoxGuardian November 15, 2010

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Royaltea

Tea-time alcohol. Alcohol which is consumed at tea time, usually around 4pm to 7pm. Informal.

A: Hey bro, let's have royaltea!
B: Royaltea? Is that tea prepared royally?
A: Hell no! It's just booze instead of tea, at tea time.

Royaltea by EpicRawl October 1, 2016

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Top Royalties

a group of inbred kids that like to circle jerk in the fairgrounds parking lot and think their clapped out truck is the hardest thing in the world.

“omg look it’s the Top Royalties fags at the fairgrounds playing with themselves again.”

Top Royalties by SlawOnMaKnawb February 24, 2022

RoyalTek

Absolute annoying fucking retard

Bro, you're for real being a RoyalTek right now

RoyalTek by RoyalTekHater October 25, 2022

Royaltea

A cunty way of spelling royalty. Royal + tea = royaltea. It can also be tea (gossip) that is royal (cunty). It is also a non-binary cunty way of addressing someone (kweeng, queeng, royalty, or royaltea instead of king, queen, etc.).

My non-binary sibling royaltea, u slayed that shit. I am truly gagged. That is some royal tea. SHARE IT.

Royaltea by LingDanc803 May 29, 2025

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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