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A word stupid people use when they think they are using 'big words' and seeming smart online and to their friends but are in fact simply looking like an idiot when they misspell one of the simplest words in the dictionary, RoUtine.
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'USER1' Yo m8 u gotten yor rootine yet!!?? XDDD
'USER2' No and fuck off I don't want to associate with you anymore, you can't even spell routine!
USER2 HAS LEFT THE CONVERSATION
rootine by Anonywoofs May 26, 2016
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A standard and widely-accepted "getting down deep" procedure or practice dat a hair-specialist. landscaper, or nursery-worker follows.
I abhor gardening due to da laborious and boring rootine dat you hafta follow during all stages of growing and harvesting.
rootine by QuacksO February 15, 2020
the highest quality shea butter in existence.
damn, I'm Ashy af, I need some rootine.
rootine by realwurds June 15, 2020

Nightly Routine 

The hip new trend of masturbating before bed. Popular amongst young millennials, Gen Z, and other suburban youth.
*Alright, I'm heading to bed.
* Don't forget about the nightly routine.
*Yeah man of course.

rootin tootin 

Cowboy slang adjective meant to emphasize a positive experience. Possibly related to eating baked beans at a campfire. (See movie Blazing Saddles)
That was a rootin tootin good time we had last night!

rootin tootin cowboy shootin 2

rootin tootin cowboy shootin 2 is just a better version of Red Dead Redemption 2
Let's play some rootin tootin cowboy shootin 2

knee slap routine 

The English goodbye where You slap your knees and say "Right!" which means "I should've left two hours ago but was too polite to interrupt you”
Billy slaps his knee, thus starting the knee slap routine “Right! I should be off now!”

(Meaning he should’ve left 2 hours ago but was being too nice)
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