Rootie 

/Ro͞otē/: Noun (Informal): A person who loves good food and enthusiastically seeks out detailed information about its origin.

Gordon loves knowing where and how the olives for his EVOO were grown, he is such a Rootie.

I'm not a foodie, I'm a rootie!

Rootie by Bellucci EVOO August 5, 2015

Rootie 

A big brown dog who dances when you scratch him.

"Your dog dances like a Rootie"

Rootie by cmarro913 August 4, 2008

rootie poot 

Term used to describe an effeminate fag. Sometimes used with an extra "poot" as in rootie poot poot!

You can tell by the way he walks that he's a rootie poot!

rootie poot by mojoman March 21, 2005

rootie tootie 

a sexual act involving shitting in someone else's ass, normally between 2 men

see also taco filling

I think i caught polio from that rootie tootie with Chuck the other night.

rootie tootie by Fluffho August 19, 2004

Rootie Poot 

A back woods country person that lives in nowhere land and is definitely a redneck. Usually doesn't have a lot of brains or common sense.

That old rootie poot attorney isn't worth nothing!

Rootie Poot by a874arh April 14, 2008

rootie kazootie 

A shaved or waxed muff, a bare mons, a muffless muff or baldy.

She went commando to the wedding and her rootie kazootie was a sensation.

rootie kazootie by Moby Doug April 7, 2009

rootie tootie mcshooties 

guuns
the thingys that make loud noises and hurt

oh no! they have rootie tootie mcshooties

rootie tootie mcshooties by angry jellyfish :] July 1, 2023