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Bates College 

The world’s most expensive form of contraception.
Person 1: “Where are all the girls? This party sucks.”

Person 2: “We’re at bates college, this isn’t exactly Arizona state.”

Person 1: “For $60,000 a year, they ought to throw in some hoe cake”

Nightly Routine 

The hip new trend of masturbating before bed. Popular amongst young millennials, Gen Z, and other suburban youth.
*Alright, I'm heading to bed.
* Don't forget about the nightly routine.
*Yeah man of course.