roldo

Someone who sweats Call of Duty and therefore cannot be killed.

Jesus fucking christ Roldo stop killing me

by roldoronnie November 25, 2020

roloff sign

Condition that occurs in men where the scrotum turns a dusky blue or blackish color that is an accurate prognosticator of impending death. This is not to be confused with "blue balls" occurring with sexual frustration. Roloff sign happens after trauma, heart attack, drug overdose, etc. in which the guy is near death (most often seen in a hospital setting). Despite extraordinary measures, roloff sign indicates a poor outcome is likely.

"I can't believe Joe is still alive after that bad car accident."

"Dude, he ain't gonna make it...he's got the roloff sign."
"Damn, that's right, if the balls are blue...you know he's through"

by RatchetNurse May 27, 2014

Rolo Tomassi

The guy who gets away with it.

Rolo Tomassi is the reason I became a cop. I wanted to catch the guys who thought they could get away with it. - "Shotgun" Ed Exley

by PoopyButt1 November 3, 2012

Rollover Sex

When your girl doesn't really want any foreplay and just wants you to rollover and screw her while she's on her back....

Last night, we were both tired so we just had rollover sex....

by Tallyguy43 October 8, 2017

Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR)

n;stored mental images to which one masturbates. abbrv - PMR.

see also spankbank

That girl is so hot. I am entering her into my Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR)

by optic_fuel August 27, 2008

Rodonical

1. Exceptionally ridiculous, hectic or unbelivable.

2. Really cool

Stems from the word ridiculous, and has been adapted for fresh usage.

Dude: "Hey man, I just did a triple backflip on my bmx"
Dude 2: "What? That is seriously rodonical"

by Hippotoddomus June 21, 2009

masturbation rolodex

All of the people you would like to have (and/or have had)
sex with, any of which can be selected to fantasize about while masturbating.

I picked Maria from the masturbation rolodex last night

by Woody Thomas July 21, 2008