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rodolphe 

A smart young black man who is very athletic and is very popular and is very cool very tall
Rodolphe is a very special person
rodolphe by Thegoat12345 July 16, 2017

Rodolphe 

He is probably tall and handsome like a young university professor of maths or a talented movie director. His cold and well-mannered behavior is but a polite mask he pulls on in a high society: deep inside he is as caring, loving, loyal, and trustworthy as your guardian angel. His intelligence and open-mindedness are something to brag about if you are his friend or - you lucky bastard! - a fiance. Yes, he gets your silly references to the Monty Python movies and even plays along when you are acting one out, and no, he is not judging you. His taste in clothes is absolutely beyond question, even when he is wearing that cheesy Xmas sweater. Being his brother or sister pays off double when having kids, because every kid in the world knows for sure that there is no cooler uncle than uncle Rodolphe. Yes, he is strange and mysterious, but at least he does not get drunk and attempt to sit at the children's table like that other uncle. If, in addition to that, he speaks French and has some bizarre last name you gotta snatch him fast. This one is already taken, so beat it.
- Guess whom I am dating now!
- Look at yourself, it can't be a Rodolphe.
- Now that is where you're wrong, you heartless, jealousy-blinded bitch.
Rodolphe by Brabazon November 23, 2021

Rudolphed 

When a woman doesn't flush the toilet after taking a shit and tops it all off with a used tampon. She then closes the lid to the toilet leaving unsuspecting boyfriends who follow after them with an image that will be burnt into their mind forever. Called being Rudolphed because of the red spot against brown being similar to the Christmas icon Rudolph.
" I went into my girlfriend's bathroom and I got Rudolphed. After vomitting, we broke up."
Rudolphed by Victim85 July 15, 2009

Rodolphus Lestrange 

A: Do you know Rodolphus Lestrange?

B: Yeah, poor lad. His sexy, crazy wife cuckolded him for an ugly old noseless man.

Rodolphus Lestrange 

The husband of Bellatrix Lestrange. One of my favorite character's in the Harry Potter series!! The other's include: Severus Snape, James Potter, Sirius Black, Lucius Malfoy, Remus Lupin, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy.
Rodolphus Lestrange is the most awesomest person!!!!! Haha, bad example, I know!!!
Rodolphus Lestrange by HPslashfan February 12, 2010

Rodolpho 

A kind person. Cold and shy in the beginning, but he may be lovely and funny when he wants to. The best friend you'll ever find. And he has a big dick.
I need a Rodolpho!
Rodolpho by Paodhla August 20, 2017