An epic anti-hipster instaorgasmicman that is able to
get what he wants, when he wants it. He is fond of a British accent, if he doesn't already have one. He makes all the ladies love him with his socially
awkward and geeky personality, but amazing fashion sense and abs. All the
guys think he is god. And worship him.
Girl 1- is that... Rollo?
Girl 2- did you just
say rollo?
Girl 1- yes-
Girl 2- OH MY GOD HE IS AMAZING. IM
CUMMING EVERYWHERE HE IS SO
SEXY OM NOM NOM NOM
Girl 1- Stop chewing on my couch cushions!