Rolanding
When you're in the shower with your Taekwondo friend and they slap their soapy cock in your eye and it gets all red.
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Rolanding
Using commissioner power to hand out unprecedented punishments to help ones own team make the playoffs. Typically used on someone nice/mature enough to let it go and move on.
Rolanding by goldrushatl August 7, 2018
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rolanding by fantasy_brewer May 3, 2021
Country Roading
Opposite of skiing(1 women sitting between 2 men with implication of giving them handjobs), is when 1 man is sitting between 2 women with implication giving them both handjobs. The term "Country Roading" being used because you have 1 road with a ditch on each side.
Billy just got back from town with Masha and Betty, I hear he was country roading it the whole way back.
Country Roading by goff_jr July 24, 2016
roganing
v. Looking at the male genitals of an animal with barely suppressed homoerotic lust. Named for the way the host of "Fear Factor" looks longingly at horse dongs and pig testicles as he make the contestants chow down on them.
roganing by SkidMarkyMark May 8, 2006
Rounding the Turn
A grifting term coined by Donald Trump to leave his gullible supporters with the impression that the COVID-19 Pandemic will soon be over.
Rounding the Turn by Uncle Frank's Fox October 23, 2020
Romandinho
Romandinho by …?! March 1, 2022
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