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rolling on floor laughing shitting my pants

After watching SNL...
ROFLSMP!

roflsmp by qwerty24242 February 24, 2011

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ROFLPMP

Rolling On The Floor Laughing (while) Peeing My Pants.

Girl1: Did you see that HILARIOUS show last night?

Girl2: Yeah, it had me ROFLPMP!

ROFLPMP by UrbanLegend1234 March 21, 2010

Related Words

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roflmpo

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Pants Off

Something is so hysterical it deserves more than a simple "rofl" or "lol".

(Someone says something completely hilarious)
**ROFLMPO**

roflmpo by laughingoutloudlol September 30, 2010

ROFLPMPSTC

verb: Rolling On the Floor Laughing, Peeing/Pissing My Pants, Staining The Carpet.

This is a derivitive of the popular internet slang word: rofl, (Rolling on floor laughing).

"Dude, I totally just owned that noob with my AWP. He screamed like a girl!"

"ROFLPMPSTC"

ROFLPMPSTC by Troy D. August 2, 2007

roflsmipoms

Acronym: Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Much I Puked On My Shoes

Response to joke:

ROFLSMIPOMS!!

roflsmipoms by J and C December 24, 2005

roflspew

Rolling on the floor, laughing so hard at something so disgusting that you end up spewing as a result.

Max- Nah John, funny story. Turns out she had burger nips. I did a proper roflspew

roflspew by KoKw June 29, 2011

roflspastic

A level of laughter so uncontrollable that it is illegal in England.

Man, I was roflspastic and they were trying to deport me.

roflspastic by Bob Loblaw III August 13, 2007

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

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Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026