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roflsloth 

When you are too tired/lazy to show any symptoms of being extremely amused by something.
Me: Look Jamie just shat himself.
John: roflsloth
roflsloth by Maton October 23, 2012
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roflsmodlab

Rolling on the floor, Sucking my own dick, Like a boss. Rofl - Smod - Lab... roflsmodlab
Guy 1, "So three guys walk into a bar, right? You'dve thought the 3rd guy saw it coming."

Guy 2, "ROFLSMODLAB"
roflsmodlab by Mr. Bossman April 22, 2010

Roflsmod 

Very common internet acronym meaning "Rolling on the floor laughing, and sucking my own dick" all that the same time. multitasking like a pro
i just did something funny!

no way! ROFLSMOD!
Roflsmod by PubicFlo1080 November 5, 2010

roflsmoc 

Rolls on floor laughing, smoking my own cock.
Anyone: <Say's something so funny ROFL is inadequate...>
Everyone: ROFLSMOC!
roflsmoc by kenour November 21, 2022

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026