6 definitions by UrbanLegend1234

Rolling On The Floor Laughing (while) Peeing My Pants.
Girl1: Did you see that HILARIOUS show last night?

Girl2: Yeah, it had me ROFLPMP!
by UrbanLegend1234 March 20, 2010
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Girl1: Hey, did you see that funny new show last night?

Girl2: Yeah, it had me ROTFPMP!
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Stands for: Peeing In My Shoes

Means for when your peeing your pants especially when your wearing shorts.
Girl: I was laughing so hard I was PIMS
by UrbanLegend1234 March 20, 2010
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To start peeing full-blast without removing your pants and/or underpants. Results in soaked clothing.
Larry: Ahhhhh!
Joe: Man what the ****! Did you just piss yourself?
Larry: Uhhhh, yeah?
by UrbanLegend1234 March 21, 2010
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To release of sh*t/crap/poo without removing your clothing, usually your pants and/or underpants.
Joe: Ugh! What's that smell, Larry did you shit yourself?
Larry:Uhhh, yeah?
by UrbanLegend1234 March 21, 2010
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