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Rolling On The Floor Laughing (while) Peeing My Pants.
Girl1: Did you see that HILARIOUS show last night?

Girl2: Yeah, it had me ROFLPMP!
ROFLPMP by UrbanLegend1234 March 21, 2010
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ROFLPIMP 

Rolling On (The) Floor Laughing, Peed In My Pants.
Dude 1: u know dat new game age of conan? rly rox

Dude 2: ROFLPIMP
Related Words
Rolling On Floor Pissing My Pants Laughing
Joser: "Hey bitches my scalp itches"
Mento: lol
Fernando: "ROFPMPL"
Joser: "WTF?"

ROFPMPL by xX John johnsonXx April 29, 2009

roflpops 

Combining roll on floor laughing with Pops, meaning Roll on floor laughing & pooping out purple shit.
Omg dude that was so funny, roflpops!
roflpops by Dejan_Revenge November 4, 2007
Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Pants Off

Something is so hysterical it deserves more than a simple "rofl" or "lol".
(Someone says something completely hilarious)
**ROFLMPO**
roflmpo by laughingoutloudlol September 30, 2010

ROFLPMPSTC 

verb: Rolling On the Floor Laughing, Peeing/Pissing My Pants, Staining The Carpet.

This is a derivitive of the popular internet slang word: rofl, (Rolling on floor laughing).
"Dude, I totally just owned that noob with my AWP. He screamed like a girl!"

"ROFLPMPSTC"
ROFLPMPSTC by Troy D. August 2, 2007

roflpimptime 

Rolling on the floor laughing pissing in my pants tears in my eyes.
Teh way he ate his hamburger had me ROFLPIMPTIME-ing. Lolz.
roflpimptime by LONGMAN May 7, 2008
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