ROFLSIMP 

ROFLSIMP is an extension of the popular internet acronym ROFL and means Rolling On Floor Laughing, Shitting in My Pants.

You get a TXT/IM that is so funny that you fall to the ground laughing and then shit your pants. You send a reply TXT "ROFLSIMP."

ROFLSIMP by Doc Hollywood99 May 14, 2011

ROFLPIMP 

Rolling On (The) Floor Laughing, Peed In My Pants.

Dude 1: u know dat new game age of conan? rly rox

Dude 2: ROFLPIMP

ROFLPIMP by Lucas McLeet O'Haxxor June 16, 2008

roflpimptime 

Rolling on the floor laughing pissing in my pants tears in my eyes.

Teh way he ate his hamburger had me ROFLPIMPTIME-ing. Lolz.

roflpimptime by LONGMAN May 7, 2008

roflsmipoms 

Acronym: Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Much I Puked On My Shoes

Response to joke:

ROFLSMIPOMS!!

roflsmipoms by J and C December 24, 2005

ROFLJIMP 

An acronym which stands for "rolling on floor laughing, jizzing in my pants." Appropriate in situations when something funny and sexy/awesome occurs simultaneously.

man 1: I just pranked my super model girlfriend by putting flour in her hair dryer, she's covered in white stuff!!

man 2: lolol *ROFLJIMP*

ROFLJIMP by Brodo's Bagels December 1, 2010

roflpimpwtime 

short for
Rolling On Floor Laughing, Pissing In My Pants With Tears In My Eyes

Person A: YOU ARE A FXXXING GENIUS!!!!!!!!
Person B: fucksksksksksing genius?
Person A: roflpimpwtime

roflpimpwtime by The Devilish Dante December 29, 2007

roflsmp 

rolling on floor laughing shitting my pants

After watching SNL...
ROFLSMP!

roflsmp by qwerty24242 February 24, 2011