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Roberto Nevilis 

Roberto Nevilis made this world so damn painful for inventing homework that stupid teachers should know that nobody is gonna do that shit! Damn sleeping on rusty spikes seems way less painful!

Roberto Nevilis 

The Asshole who invented homework if this man hadn’t been ever lived we wouldn’t have the stress kids have today so if your thinking of doing a research project on the invention of homework here is the definition of the intellectual who invented it
Roberto Nevilis is the intellectual who invented homework

roberto nevilis 

That one Italian Hitler-looking fuck who invented the homework in 1095, Venice, and started this entire mess of stress for the low intelligent students and larger pride digging for the smart teacher's pets fucks. Some say he even caused for the anarchy in schools, Because of that teachers also invented penalties for not doing homework such as getting whipped infront of the whole class, thank God the penalties has changed during the years. I'm not going to be surprised if he died as a virgin. I also have a theory that Roberto nevilis is part of the Satanism.
1.You see this guy over here called Roberto nevilis? I blame him for all of my problems.

2. Elsa: y'know, when I'll become a rich genius, I'll build a time machine so then I'll be able to assassinate Roberto nevilis. And your going to help me.

Dylan: You're*
Elsa: y'know what? When I'll build the time machine then I will also make sure to assassinate your parents too, smartass.

Roberto Clemente 

One of baseball's greatest true heros and the first Hispanic American inducted into the Hall of Fame. Elected posthumously in 1973 -- the only exception to the mandatory five-year post-retirement waiting period since it was instituted in 1954.

Born in Barrio San Anton in Carolina, Puerto Rico, August 18, 1934. Played right field 18 seasons for the Pittsburgh Pirates, 1955-1972. One of only four MLB players to have won 10 or more golden gloves titles (he had 12) and a .300+ lifetime batting average. Led the Pirates to two World Series victories (1960 and 1971).

Spent much of his time during the off-season in charity work. He would always make it a point to visit children's hospitals in the cities he played in. Died in a plane crash off the coast of Isla Verde, Puerto Rico on December 31, 1972 while en route to deliver aid to earthquake victims in Nicaragua.
They don't make 'em like Roberto Clemente anymore.

Roberto Manginho 

A Brazilian Trequartista that plied his trade just after the country's football dominance in the early 1980s. He was known for his show stopping brilliance on the pitch and an ostentatious personality to match off it.
(Transcript from Pele's autobiography Chapter 6 Page 192) - 'A lot of Brazilians have inevitably been compared to me since I retired: Rivelinho, Zico, Socrates, but in terms of my playing style I would say the closest I've seen is that phenom from Flamengo, Roberto Manginho
Roberto Manginho by LowlyPatheticFan February 20, 2020
One of the most amazing people you will ever meet, Roberto's are both funny and shy. They are so cute and to be around one is to fall in love with one. They are very excepting of other people and are very deep and sensitive. They see the world from a whole other point of view. Some are alcoholics but that doesn't ever stop them from achieving their goals, they are smart talented and absolutely wonderful people
Wow hes amazing, must be a Roberto
Roberto by Hey_its_Parker March 12, 2017
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