roberto

Someone who is rude, kind of a jerk, but also sweet, funny, smart, and usually off limits by someone else. Can be particularly mean to some people, especially the friends of his future girlfriend, but still is considerably charming and chivalrous.
1) Roberto is such a jerk, but I can't help but like him!

2) Why do you like Roberto? He called your friend a bitch!
by mina_love August 12, 2009
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a notorious assasin. He was very prominent for the B.I.G gang throughout the 20’s and and early 30’s. some claim he has outed up to 1000 people. many fear him and but he was a total legend. the Italian stallion knows all.
Damn, roberto the stallion was insane
by blesser January 02, 2021
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a breed of stupid people that usually mates with other breeds of even idiotic people called “sleepy”
melvin: says something intellectual like she always do

roberto: *wacky memes*
by melvintheelephant May 02, 2019
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One of the most amazing people you will ever meet, Roberto's are both funny and shy. They are so cute and to be around one is to fall in love with one. They are very excepting of other people and are very deep and sensitive. They see the world from a whole other point of view. Some are alcoholics but that doesn't ever stop them from achieving their goals, they are smart talented and absolutely wonderful people
Wow hes amazing, must be a Roberto
by Hey_its_Parker March 12, 2017
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A very handsome, sexy, intelligent, a good friend, cool, wise, young man who is pure hearted no one can compare to him, he is respected by everyone and gets all the ladies, he has a massive penis and the ladies can't get enough of him, it's impossible to hate Him but to anyone who does piss him off , he obliterates them and fucks their wife, but he is often too kind and will hold back 99.9 percent of his power. He is damn legend, one to truly never be messed with.
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A Roberto is simply an awesome person who everyone can not help but like. It is only a pleasure to meet a Roberto once in you're life so consider yourself lucky if you do. Robertos are well know for their sensibility and most of all, their exponentially increasing swagger. Enjoy every second you have with this BAMF
Person 1: So yeah, I was walking by and i met a guy named Roberto, he was--

Person 2: WHOA! you met a Roberto! So swag!
by rad23 November 16, 2009
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the most bad ass dude in the world with a huge dick and has the best sex skills ever hes huge like a horse and fucks like a stallion!
he is so good he has to b a Roberto
by kingofdawurld December 05, 2010
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