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Roastbeefing

When a female rubs her vagina on a another person (equivalent to the male tea bag)
Oh shit ....Julie is roastbeefing Keri !
Roastbeefing by Matty klog November 22, 2017

Counter-roasted 

When you finna get roasted and you got nothing else to say, you hit them with a cheap ass line ending with the words "get counter-roasted".
Gabe: Bobbi you're actually Mousty 2.0 right now.
Bobbi: Lol no you are, get counter-roasted kid.
Counter-roasted by Spergy Merbles November 4, 2015

Roasted like EVA 

An extreme state of embarrassment caused by getting severely dissed by someone.

The expression was coined by the phattest freestyler known to man, Eli Porter.
Dude #1: Man I just found out my wife is cheating on me.

Dude #2: Damn son, you got roasted like EVA!
Roasted like EVA by JibbyJ November 21, 2010

Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow

The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!
Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?

dry roasted 

Anal sex without the lube
My bum hurts, I was dry roasted last night, I forgot the lube
dry roasted by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

nut-roaster

When you're have sex, and the girl lets one rip across your balls.
I was really nailing this chick last night, but she gave me a nut-roaster.
nut-roaster by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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