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Roastbeefing

When a female rubs her vagina on a another person (equivalent to the male tea bag)
Oh shit ....Julie is roastbeefing Keri !
Roastbeefing by Matty klog November 22, 2017

Roastbeefer 

An extremely loose vagina that resembles a roast beef sandwich.
origin:i was watching a porno and saw the resemblence
that girl is so loose she looks like a roastbeefer
aka liz cart
Roastbeefer by jamais September 3, 2004

Roastbeef pussy 

Vagina whose labia is brown and loose. Resembling roast beef samich meat.
(Jim) "Hey Ned, what did u eat for dinner last night?"

(Ned) "O, Jessica came over and I ate her roastbeef pussy"
Roastbeef pussy by ned-the-wino December 27, 2008

roastbeef ronnie 

A white boy angry at the world who "voices" his frustration at the world and those that dislike corruption by pulling his shirt up over his nose to 1) hide his face and 2) take deep puffs of his stank body odor, while simultaneously throwing the Canton Salute and dropping F Bombs at passers by. Roastbeef Ronnie usually works at 2 star pizza joints serving mediocre chicken parm.
I stopped by to get a mediocre chicken parm at the local pizza shop in Canton only to be greeted by Roastbeef Ronnie throwing up the Canton salute and calling me an f'ing looooosah.

double roastbeef 

A smiple yet, one of the steezyest tricks that one can do while shreding on a snowboard, where you grab the edge of your snowboard nearest thine ass
with both hands.

Made popular by Gustache and JoeybNukkas
"Look Shawn White is doing a 1080!"

"Is he doing a double roastbeef while spining?"

"...er...no"

"Then I have nothing to look at."

Roastbeeftopus 

An {octopus that resides in a tub, and will slap anyone trying to use the bathroom that does not have roast beef for him. He never leaves the tub unless very coerced, but he will alyways return. He always does....
An octopus that likes roastbeef and likes to bitchslap people with his tentacles
Roastbeeftopus by Joe Gorski December 17, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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