ripcrd

In IRC, a person who is a douche bag.

That dude was ripcrding in channel today.

by bill_c July 4, 2005

ripcord

A length of string tied in a close series of knots that is inserted up a male rectum and slowly withdrawn during the height of sexual climax, stimulating the prostate and enhancing the sexual pleasure.

"I was just about to blow my bolt when she pulled my ripcord and sent me to nirvana."

by Chiendog March 2, 2005

mexican ripcord

a male inserts a long plastic, or rubber string of anal beads into one's anus. the male then rapidly and forcefully pulls the anal beads out of the victim's anus. Due to the unexpected pressure change of the rectum to the outside world, the feces of the individual spray out in a "thumb covering hose fashion." the action also creates a starting engine/shart noise that im comparable to a lawn mowers ripcord/ starting mechanism.

"Hey Larry, i gave my life partner a mexican ripcord the other night, and i'm still in the process of cleaning the linens. do you have any lysol?"

by the super bukkake December 31, 2011

to ripcord

verb. To flee from an awkard situation or boring lecture. Usually involves crossing in front of others or in some other way disturbing the peace and making an ass of onesself.

He pulled out the powerpoint presentation; that was my signal to ripcord.

by Charlotte April 21, 2005

Pulled the ripcord

Used to describe a male or female who was once of a slim build,however, following the start of a serious relationship has become much larger. Usually due to comfort around the new partner.

Jesus luc, have you seen Evans?

Yeah mate, his new Mrs pulled the ripcord on him. He has inflated like a life raft.fat obese chunky monkey elenormous chubby

by stusx10 May 27, 2016

Dirty Ripcord

A saturated (used) tampon that has been pulled and left somewhere in plain view, such as the floor, toilet seat, etc., so as to horrify unsuspecting onlookers. It's the ultimate bathroom (or any room) prank.

You never know what you might find a public ladies' bathroom, ranging from a turd on the floor, a puddle of urine, or the dreaded dirty ripcord.

by culturejam November 14, 2011

Ripcord

When someone inserts anal beads into the partners rectum, then when the time is right, you pull the anal beads very fast, yell ripcord, and the partner poops themselves.

Dude, I saw Steve-O get ripcorded on Jackass! It was disgusting!

by A_CoW_3121 November 4, 2011