24 definitions by stusx10

Staff

A calm and relaxed person to the public, but behind closed doors a sexual pervert of the worst kind

That guy was weird, do you think he was staff?

by stusx10 April 24, 2015

Laying a drive

Putting in the ground work on a potential sexual partner

Cole is laying a drive right up to that guy.

by stusx10 July 1, 2017

taken backstage

To be fucked hard in the ass, usually when you thought you were about to get special treatment.

At family gatherings, Davor was always taken backstage by his cousin after they shared a banana.

by stusx10 August 24, 2018

#ridethatlondon

A hash tag that indicates you are going out in cycle gear to tour London public toilets to partake in cottaging activities while the wife thinks you are taking part in a sponsored cycle.

Owen is off to #ridethatlondon, his family are so proud.

by stusx10 July 29, 2018

Blowjon

A blow job between men. It's not gay, but is a consensual sex act involving only men

Owen often attended public toilets giving out a blowjon while his wife stayed in the car.

by stusx10 January 18, 2018

Howling moon

An extension on normal "mooning", exposing your butt cheeks to someone and then farting.

Evz just got Wheeler with a howling moon. He might get pink eye from it.

by stusx10 April 27, 2016

Pulled the ripcord

Used to describe a male or female who was once of a slim build,however, following the start of a serious relationship has become much larger. Usually due to comfort around the new partner.

Jesus luc, have you seen Evans?

Yeah mate, his new Mrs pulled the ripcord on him. He has inflated like a life raft.fat obese chunky monkey elenormous chubby

by stusx10 April 27, 2016