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Rimsleydale

Build up of smegma behind foreskin that stinks like blue cheese,normally found on tramps or dirty wankers.
John was refusing to bathe for a week as to save a few quid on the picnic he had planned for the family/
John had been wanking himself stupid of late and had a good build up of Rimsleydale to pack.

Rimsleydale

Build up of smegma behind foreskin that stinks like blue cheese,normally found on tramps or dirty wankers.
John was refusing to bathe for a week as to save a few quid on the picnic he had planned for the family/
John had been wanking himself stupid of late and had a good build up of Rimsleydale to pack.
n. small town in Alberta, Canada largely populated by the interbred offspring of hippies and American draft-dodgers who didn't hear about the amnesty. Furtively growing weed and selling each other badly-strung beaded necklaces are the major industries. Tourism has been in decline since 1897 when the three-headed calf died. In 1999 a death-punk band played a gig at the pool hall prompting the passage of a country music only bylaw. Gopher heads are accepted as currency by most shop owners and, for reasons lost in the mist of time, every resident must carry a live rooster.
I shot a few gophers on the weekend. Would you like to drive to Rimbey to pick up some necklaces?

No. Not really.
Rimbey by gnostic1 May 1, 2011

rimbledon 

a swingers game, based on the popular tennis tournament. A 4 player game where everybody gets their assholes licked clean. Also spectator sport.
Bob: "me and the missus will pop over for a game of rimbledon with you and the wife later, please wash your starfish this time Malcolm !"
rimbledon by brewlio July 10, 2007

Rimbledon  

Noun: a place where guys get their rectums, the male's most sensitive area, licked by the softness of a tongue and the smoothness of saliva; the guys are called "Ass Brothers", the superhorny lickers are called "rimmers".
My Sergeant and I partied at Rimbledon!

The fraternity house turned into a Rimbledon!

We got down and dirty at the Rimbledon last night!

Rimley Timley 

It's a rim job plain and fucking simple.
"All but the last person in the human centipede get a constant rimley timley on the up side"
Rimley Timley by KatIsAMug January 27, 2016