John was refusing to bathe for a week as to save a few quid on the picnic he had planned for the family/
John had been wanking himself stupid of late and had a good build up of Rimsleydale to pack.
John was refusing to bathe for a week as to save a few quid on the picnic he had planned for the family/
John had been wanking himself stupid of late and had a good build up of Rimsleydale to pack.
n. small town in Alberta, Canada largely populated by the interbred offspring of hippies and American draft-dodgers who didn't hear about the amnesty. Furtively growing weed and selling each other badly-strung beaded necklaces are the major industries. Tourism has been in decline since 1897 when the three-headed calf died. In 1999 a death-punk band played a gig at the pool hall prompting the passage of a country music only bylaw. Gopher heads are accepted as currency by most shop owners and, for reasons lost in the mist of time, every resident must carry a live rooster.
Noun: a place where guys get their rectums, the male's most sensitive area, licked by the softness of a tongue and the smoothness of saliva; the guys are called "Ass Brothers", the superhorny lickers are called "rimmers".