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just jacking off/masturbating into a mic
lots of spicy asmrtists do this
person 1: did you listen to u/tombanter’s new audio?
person 2: which one?
person 1: the ramblefap one
person 2:oh yeah lol
ramblefap by i’m addicting November 18, 2020

pre-ramble 

The opening paragraph of a very long email or document.
Noah's email was so long, I barely got through the pre-ramble.
pre-ramble by glargy August 29, 2014

Ramblesnatch 

A rare, loud exotic drunk woman known to frequent bars in southern states. Usually carries a beer bong in one hand full of whiskey, and twin babies in the other arm. Often wears def leppard tshirts, and performs Mexican voodoo while taking long shits while playing Super Nintendo
Check it out over there, Darrell. It's one of them Ramblesnatch bitches you been lookin for!! Get some
Ramblesnatch by Yahoo!'s May 7, 2017

Rectal Rambler 

One who talks out of one's ass by speaking without true or accurate knowledge of the subject.
The real estate agent proved to be a rectal rambler when she explained that the water line visible on the white enamel washing machine was caused by water wicking instead of being evidence of basement flooding.
Rectal Rambler by AmosOtis February 6, 2009
One who roams the streets less traveled,
kickin' up dust along the way
"That Jane, shes a rambler. Never know where she'll go next or when she'll be back"
rambler by Honey Britches March 13, 2009

Five paragraph ramble 

An english essay that is the result of no sleep, no prior planning, or blanking on an in class essay with a result of a full five paragraph essay without any really topic or thesis behind it.
Person one: man I have no idea what I was just writing about on that in class essay. I think it might have just been a five paragraph ramble
Person two: aw sucks bro
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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