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just jacking off/masturbating into a mic
lots of spicy asmrtists do this
person 1: did you listen to u/tombanter’s new audio?
person 2: which one?
person 1: the ramblefap one
person 2:oh yeah lol
ramblefap by i’m addicting November 18, 2020

pre-ramble 

The opening paragraph of a very long email or document.
Noah's email was so long, I barely got through the pre-ramble.
pre-ramble by glargy August 29, 2014

Ramblesnatch 

A rare, loud exotic drunk woman known to frequent bars in southern states. Usually carries a beer bong in one hand full of whiskey, and twin babies in the other arm. Often wears def leppard tshirts, and performs Mexican voodoo while taking long shits while playing Super Nintendo
Check it out over there, Darrell. It's one of them Ramblesnatch bitches you been lookin for!! Get some
Ramblesnatch by Yahoo!'s May 7, 2017

Rectal Rambler 

One who talks out of one's ass by speaking without true or accurate knowledge of the subject.
The real estate agent proved to be a rectal rambler when she explained that the water line visible on the white enamel washing machine was caused by water wicking instead of being evidence of basement flooding.
Rectal Rambler by AmosOtis February 6, 2009
One who roams the streets less traveled,
kickin' up dust along the way
"That Jane, shes a rambler. Never know where she'll go next or when she'll be back"
rambler by Honey Britches March 13, 2009

Five paragraph ramble 

An english essay that is the result of no sleep, no prior planning, or blanking on an in class essay with a result of a full five paragraph essay without any really topic or thesis behind it.
Person one: man I have no idea what I was just writing about on that in class essay. I think it might have just been a five paragraph ramble
Person two: aw sucks bro