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n. small town in Alberta, Canada largely populated by the interbred offspring of hippies and American draft-dodgers who didn't hear about the amnesty. Furtively growing weed and selling each other badly-strung beaded necklaces are the major industries. Tourism has been in decline since 1897 when the three-headed calf died. In 1999 a death-punk band played a gig at the pool hall prompting the passage of a country music only bylaw. Gopher heads are accepted as currency by most shop owners and, for reasons lost in the mist of time, every resident must carry a live rooster.
I shot a few gophers on the weekend. Would you like to drive to Rimbey to pick up some necklaces?

No. Not really.
Rimbey by gnostic1 May 1, 2011
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By far the best most delicious cut of steak to eat.
I ate a Ribeye steak with fries last night
Ribeye by tatomuck1 March 2, 2009
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A bad motherfucker. The biggest trick daddy of them all. A dude always surrounded by the highest class trim. A hoss.
My friend Patrick is a real ol' ribeye; that dude knows how to party and score chicks with the best of the playas. That ribeye beat the shit out of a dude for just looking at this trim.
ribeye by Chuckwagon August 18, 2007

Justin Rimberlake 

When one ejcajulates in ones anul then gives them a rimjob
Person 1: dude I totally justin rimberlake'd that bro last night
Person 2: bro you went hard
Stale or foul-smelling, like a ripe dog.
Lucky hadn't had a bath In months, and her head smelled ribey.
ribey by Wit'sEnd November 21, 2013

salty ribeye

When a girl takes her glass eye out and a guy sticks his dick in her eye socket.
I was making out with this girl and she asked me to give her a salty ribeye.
salty ribeye by j Clark October 20, 2013
Ripping out someones rib, and using it to stab them in the eye.
Man, John fucked up so bad, he deserves a ribeye.
ribeye by xlycer October 7, 2011