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Tim Riggins 

Badass Texan running back from the NBC TV show Friday Night Lights who young males everywhere attempt and fail to emulate. Stud. Scored gobs of touchdowns and slept with scores of women.
Milo tried to score on and off the gridiron, but he's no Tim Riggins.
Tim Riggins by Kingschwab4215 February 1, 2015

Padmei Rigging

Electrical wires or electronics assembled or customized in under 5 minutes using: duct tape, USB extenders, electrical tape, super glue.

Fuses will be blown.

The opposite of MacGyver.
Padmei: My car PC isn't working "today".
Everyone: Sweet Padmei Rigging.
Padmei Rigging by War Towels December 23, 2009

Beaner Rigging 

taking a piece of crap car and trying to make it nice by using spray paint and other cheap materials.
I saw my neighbor beaner rigging his 1992 toyota tercel by spray painting his rims purple and rewiring the audio system.
Beaner Rigging by coopone September 7, 2012

nigger rigging 

To fix something regardless of how it looks and ther amount of time it lasts. Using any materials that are available to you in a creative way to make something work.
Using rubber bands to hold your steering wheel in place, because you lost the bolts that are supposed to hold it.

Using pizza boxes for blocking the wind from your windows.

using duck tap to hold shit to your car.

use a coat hanger to hold the mufler on your car.

its like being a ghetto macgeiver.

using home theater speakers for your car system.

rigging your protable cd player to your tape deck and saying you have a dope system.

or using the portable cd player with the tape player cause the cd player is broken.

using a 22 bullet as a fuse cause your headlights went out.

using surrand wrap and a rubber band or a baggy as a condom.

using duck tape for waxing.

using coca cola to eat the rust so you can bust the bults off the wheels.

using the dushing fluid bottles as a squirt gun.

friggin in the riggin 

To have a wank, to pull one's cracker, slap the salami, bash the bishop, choke the chicken etc. while on a ship.
friggin in the riggin, friggin in the riggin, friggin in the riggin there was fuck all else to do.

rigging the dull fish

An Erection. The "dull fish" being a mans dick, and "rigging" being... you know... the "erection" part of it.
hey man, tonight me and my gf are gonna try rigging the dull fish.