3 definitions by Dr. Zoidberg

To have a wank, to pull one's cracker, slap the salami, bash the bishop, choke the chicken etc. while on a ship.

To be intoxicated with illegal substances.

The kind of repulsive-looking, Confederate-flag-waving, cowboy-hat-wearing human filth you see on Jerry Springer and slithering through every rural town in America. They're a genetic abomination and must be stopped before they ruin this country's gene pool even worse than it already is.