Retro Fuck

Someone who should've been fucked a long time ago but still hasn't.

Oh man Retro Fuck that fucker.

by JoeNJ2 September 15, 2012

retro fuck

Having sex with a partner with whom you have not had sex in a long time.

I met my old girlfriend at the bar the other night for the first time in ten years. That night, we had a retro fuck.

by OPC January 14, 2012

retro fuck

To curse something presently as well as the past.

retro fuck this place,now and before I even came here.

by JoeNJ2 October 26, 2012

Retrofucktastic

A social norm or custom that is so outdated or unnecessary its ridiculous and usually creates more problems than it ever solved, but also one that certain factions of society seem to want to hold on to for nostalgic purposes.

Jenny: I wonder why we never saw Laura Bush while idiot was president?
Joe: Because those down home Texas bastards think their women should be seen and not heard.
Jenny: Well that's pretty retrofucktastic.

by Ninetyninebottlesofawesome February 6, 2009

retrofucked

-Verb: To become fucked by a decision that created temporarily favorable elements, having later realized an unfavorable counterpart to the decision.

-Noun (i.e., to be in retrofuck): A state that results from a decision wherein temporarily favorable elements are created for its decider, and where the decider is later, however, totally fucked by the same decision.

Tom is retrofucked because he borrowed his mom's car to take Kelly to the drive-in - now he's grounded, and cockblocked.

He is in retrofuck because he cheated on his history exam, but was later ratted on and, as a result, failed.

by Humbaba Michaels February 12, 2009

retrofunky

A combonation of retro and funky fused into one word used to describe retro music that is of the funk type.

"Hey, did hear this awesome song on the radio?"
"No, what does it sound like?"
"It's retrofunky!"

by funkmastah9 October 8, 2005

Retrofuck

The act of using Facebook to locate old classmates, friends and coworkers who you wish you would have fucked in the past, and fucking them.

Darrin used Facebook to locate Aimee, a girl he used to have a crush on in high school but never hooked up with, in the hopes that he would be able to retrofuck her.

by adambluekc1 December 13, 2015