retrocuck

Grown men who collect a large wall of retro videos games, but never play them.

That guy is such a retrocuck, he paid $60 dollars for that video game, and all it does is sit on a shelf, un-played.

by level1online August 1, 2019

retrocuck

A man who accepts a single mother into his life

He married a single mother? What a retrocuck.

by 85j555 March 31, 2024

retrocuck

an annoying, terminally online person, who actively consumes retroslop, and calls anyone who doesn't like retroslop "ableist" just because they self diagnosed themselves, in addition to often being a gooner

"Hey wanna play Something Evil Will Happen?"
"No, what do you think I am? Some kind of retrocuck?"

by markfischbach July 11, 2025

Retrorocket

When one has diarrhea and just barely makes it to the toilet. The pants are down. However, the firing commences and accompanies the descent before contact is made with the seat.

I don't know what I ate, but it just ignited a retrorocket.

by Gummy Beers August 12, 2018

Retrofucktastic

A social norm or custom that is so outdated or unnecessary its ridiculous and usually creates more problems than it ever solved, but also one that certain factions of society seem to want to hold on to for nostalgic purposes.

Jenny: I wonder why we never saw Laura Bush while idiot was president?
Joe: Because those down home Texas bastards think their women should be seen and not heard.
Jenny: Well that's pretty retrofucktastic.

by Ninetyninebottlesofawesome February 6, 2009

retrofucked

-Verb: To become fucked by a decision that created temporarily favorable elements, having later realized an unfavorable counterpart to the decision.

-Noun (i.e., to be in retrofuck): A state that results from a decision wherein temporarily favorable elements are created for its decider, and where the decider is later, however, totally fucked by the same decision.

Tom is retrofucked because he borrowed his mom's car to take Kelly to the drive-in - now he's grounded, and cockblocked.

He is in retrofuck because he cheated on his history exam, but was later ratted on and, as a result, failed.

by Humbaba Michaels February 12, 2009

retrofunky

A combonation of retro and funky fused into one word used to describe retro music that is of the funk type.

"Hey, did hear this awesome song on the radio?"
"No, what does it sound like?"
"It's retrofunky!"

by funkmastah9 October 8, 2005