retrocuck

Grown men who collect a large wall of retro videos games, but never play them.

That guy is such a retrocuck, he paid $60 dollars for that video game, and all it does is sit on a shelf, un-played.

by level1online August 01, 2019

retrocuck

A man who accepts a single mother into his life

He married a single mother? What a retrocuck.

by 85j555 March 31, 2024

retrocuck

an annoying, terminally online person, who actively consumes retroslop, and calls anyone who doesn't like retroslop "ableist" just because they self diagnosed themselves, in addition to often being a gooner

"Hey wanna play Something Evil Will Happen?"
"No, what do you think I am? Some kind of retrocuck?"

by markfischbach July 11, 2025