respwnse 

Alternate to response, primarily used in online gaming.

You are in teh lead? ph33r my respwnse

respwnse by px May 6, 2005

Slow Responsed 

To deliberately respond slowly to an instant message conversation online in an attempt to frustrate, annoy, or make the co-respondent jealous by appearing to be juggling many conversations at the same time or to project the impression of being too busy to reply in a timely manner. This is typically achieved by putting one's phone down and performing other tasks knowing full well the other party to the conversation is hanging on waiting for an immediate reply, and that aforementioned person is edging towards homicidal thoughts towards the instigator.

"I was having a WhatsApp conversation with Mary last night and she slow responsed me throughout the conversation"
"Oh man - that's unforgivable. Ditch the bitch"

Slow Responsed by badzilla September 17, 2014

new response just dropped

An epic response for whenever someone makes a new and original response

person 1: Google en passant
person 2: Holy hell!
person 3: New response just dropped.

new response just dropped by Just Another Human Person May 25, 2023

natural response 

In electrical or mechanical engineering, natural response is the response of a system to a change from equilibrium. It is also the response given by a female after having been asked out on a date.

Whenever I ask a girl out, her natural response is "no."

natural response by murr2k November 18, 2009

point of no response

the awkward point in a conversation where both participants realize that there is absolutely nothing left to talk about

i ran into my ex today, the conversation was pleasant enough but we very quickly reached the point of no response, and it was time to make up crummy excuses and get the hell out of there

point of no response by geek.neo April 25, 2010

umme response

when a person gives one word responses in texts, chat, facebook, twitter, etc.

Amy: Heyy! Are we going out tonight?
Billy: No.

Amy: Why are you giving me an umme response?

umme response by captain pink nose June 28, 2011

Wikipedia Response 

When you respond to a person's status or wall post with a quote from Wikipedia relating to part of the person's post. The more obscure, the better.

(John Blumberg) finds essays on john lock's theories less than interesting

(Ben Jones) Johnathan "John" Locke is a fictional character played by Terry O'Quinn on the ABC television series Lost. In 2007, O'Quinn won the Emmy award for acting in a supporting role for his portrayal of Locke.1

(John Blumberg) you're such a gay

(Ben Jones) The term gay was originally used, until well into the mid-20th century, primarily to refer to feelings of being "carefree", "happy", or "bright and showy"; it had also come to acquire some connotations of "immorality" as early as 1637.1

(John Blumberg) i'm being serious, that's quite annoying

(Ben Jones) "Serious" is the 22nd single by Duran Duran. It was released 1 October 1990 as the second single from the Liberty album.

(John Blumberg) are you just using wikipedia response

(Ben Jones) The Jordan University of Science and Technology (Arabic: جامعة العلوم والتكنولوجيا الأردنية‎), often abbreviated JUST, is a comprehensive, state-supported university located outside of Irbid at Ar Ramtha region, in northern Jordan.

etc.

(Etcetera is a female feline character in Cats, the musical play based primarily on Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats. Primarily a dancer, she is one of the chorus line kittens in the tribe of the Jellicle cats.)

Wikipedia Response by pigaloo April 12, 2010