Responsephobia

The scientifically unproven yet hilariously real phenomenon where someone panics at the mere thought of answering questions to messages. This affliction is strangely rampant among people with the middle name Zachary, who avoid answering and instead type “werd” to keep things cryptic and slightly unhinged.

I asked a friend with the middle name of Zachary if he’s game, and all I got was ‘werd.’ Classic responsephobia.”