Definitions by geek.neo

technovore 

also known as a supplementarian.

someone who takes supplements because a healthy diet is too much effort to maintain.

even a red-blooded meat-eater like myself can't maintain a healthy diet without popping a few pills, so i've become a technovore.

technovore by geek.neo May 23, 2012

supplementarian 

also known as a technovore.

someone who takes supplements because a healthy diet is too much effort to maintain.

even a red-blooded meat-eater like myself can't maintain a healthy diet without popping a few pills, so i've become a supplementarian.

supplementarian by geek.neo May 22, 2012

vogonize 

turning good poetry into vogon poetry by reading it horribly.

*sticks fingers into ears* aaargh! he's reading "tyger, tyger" in a monotone and pausing in all the wrong places! did he just manage to vogonize blake??

vogonize by geek.neo December 26, 2011

twingling 

a combination of tingling and twinkling, a sensual crossover caused by great excitement (see synesthesia)

"how was the meeting?"
"OMG - i can't believe i pulled the board over to my side. my whole system is twingling!"

twingling by geek.neo September 9, 2011

swineancial 

a particularly greedy financial anything

the global financial crisis of 2008 was caused by the swineancial institutions guilty of profiteering and debtism

swineancial by geek.neo September 8, 2011

cultural anthropologist 

someone who's so clueless about being a human being that they need to study and write papers about it.

our lecturer is totally bizarre!
oh, he's a cultural anthropologist. he's trying to "understand" this whole "living" thing.

cultural anthropologist by geek.neo January 24, 2011

emotional dyslexia 

the (inconsistent) inability to read other people's minds through body language and facial expressions.

oh, shit! you were being sarcastic?! i'm emotionally dyslexic so i missed it completely.

dude - she's really into you!
you've got emotional dyslexia, she hates my guts!

emotional dyslexia by geek.neo January 16, 2011