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point of no response

the awkward point in a conversation where both participants realize that there is absolutely nothing left to talk about
i ran into my ex today, the conversation was pleasant enough but we very quickly reached the point of no response, and it was time to make up crummy excuses and get the hell out of there
by geek.neo April 25, 2010
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phallusophy

1. masculine wisdom - an understanding an appreciation for the penis and everything it represents

2. knowing how to behave like a giant penis; conversely, being an expert in the identification of such behaviour
jim's taking phallusophy 101 - he's read frank t.j. mackey's seduce and destroy, now he thinks he's a god

mike: bob's become a total prick since he got promoted - i heard him tell his secretary that she should "improve their relations" if she expects to get a raise...
mark: what, so you're now an expert in phallusophy?
by geek.neo November 7, 2010
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supplementarian

also known as a technovore.

someone who takes supplements because a healthy diet is too much effort to maintain.
even a red-blooded meat-eater like myself can't maintain a healthy diet without popping a few pills, so i've become a supplementarian.
by geek.neo May 22, 2012
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spiritual paedophile

a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.

this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.
our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well
by geek.neo May 5, 2010
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naytheist

someone who claims no affliation with any religion. this does not preclude the belief in god.

naytheists are *not* atheists.
missionary: do you believe in god?
person: yeah, but i'm a naytheist - please don't preach to me.
by geek.neo November 7, 2010
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twingling

a combination of tingling and twinkling, a sensual crossover caused by great excitement (see synesthesia)
"how was the meeting?"
"OMG - i can't believe i pulled the board over to my side. my whole system is twingling!"
by geek.neo September 9, 2011
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swineancial

the global financial crisis of 2008 was caused by the swineancial institutions guilty of profiteering and debtism
by geek.neo September 8, 2011
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