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horn happy

an expression for someone who overuses his vehicle's horn, specifically holding it down for more than a second at a time.

a horn happy person is usually particularly impatient on the road, and doesn't understand that holding down a vehicle's horn is an aggressive action that causes physical discomfort and harm to people (pedestrians, cyclists and rollerbladers) in the immediate vicinity of the car, in addition to irritating people who live in the area.

horn happy people are usually unaware of just how little actual value is added by their hooting - a typical result of a lengthy hoot is the slowing down or stopping of the person in front to see what all the trouble is.
i'd like to report that horn happy bastard - my ears are ringing!
by geek.neo April 25, 2010
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indian window

any popup, or any window that won't close once you've clicked the "X" because it's still loading or has become stuck.

much like an indian street vendor pushing a sale with a tourist who's already said "no".
dammit, i didn't mean to click on that! now i've got a bunch of indian windows to deal with and i just want to get back to work...
by geek.neo December 8, 2010
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twingling

a combination of tingling and twinkling, a sensual crossover caused by great excitement (see synesthesia)
"how was the meeting?"
"OMG - i can't believe i pulled the board over to my side. my whole system is twingling!"
by geek.neo September 9, 2011
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swineancial

the global financial crisis of 2008 was caused by the swineancial institutions guilty of profiteering and debtism
by geek.neo September 8, 2011
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technovore

also known as a supplementarian.

someone who takes supplements because a healthy diet is too much effort to maintain.
even a red-blooded meat-eater like myself can't maintain a healthy diet without popping a few pills, so i've become a technovore.
by geek.neo May 23, 2012
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memento

from the film memento: the act of tattooing reminders on one's body
why do i always stress so much? i need to memento reinhold niebuhr's "serenity prayer"
by geek.neo May 14, 2010
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chafe strafe

a style of walking sideways, similar to a mosey, used to avoid worsening a chafe.
are you feeling alright?
yeah, but i have to chafe strafe after spending so much time playing on the sandy beach
by geek.neo September 27, 2010
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