geek.neo's definitions

swineancial

a particularly greedy financial anything

the global financial crisis of 2008 was caused by the swineancial institutions guilty of profiteering and debtism

by geek.neo September 8, 2011

twingling

a combination of tingling and twinkling, a sensual crossover caused by great excitement (see synesthesia)

"how was the meeting?"
"OMG - i can't believe i pulled the board over to my side. my whole system is twingling!"

by geek.neo September 9, 2011

vogonize

turning good poetry into vogon poetry by reading it horribly.

*sticks fingers into ears* aaargh! he's reading "tyger, tyger" in a monotone and pausing in all the wrong places! did he just manage to vogonize blake??

by geek.neo December 26, 2011

emotional dyslexia

the (inconsistent) inability to read other people's minds through body language and facial expressions.

oh, shit! you were being sarcastic?! i'm emotionally dyslexic so i missed it completely.

dude - she's really into you!
you've got emotional dyslexia, she hates my guts!

by geek.neo January 16, 2011

memento

from the film memento: the act of tattooing reminders on one's body

why do i always stress so much? i need to memento reinhold niebuhr's "serenity prayer"

by geek.neo May 14, 2010

technovore

also known as a supplementarian.

someone who takes supplements because a healthy diet is too much effort to maintain.

even a red-blooded meat-eater like myself can't maintain a healthy diet without popping a few pills, so i've become a technovore.

by geek.neo May 23, 2012

bio-illogical clock

the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.

also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.

"it's saturday, go back to sleep!"
"i can't, it's my bio-illogical clock on the fritz again."

by geek.neo March 5, 2010