geek.neo's definitions
by geek.neo May 14, 2010
Get the mementomug. are you feeling alright?
yeah, but i have to chafe strafe after spending so much time playing on the sandy beach
yeah, but i have to chafe strafe after spending so much time playing on the sandy beach
by geek.neo September 27, 2010
Get the chafe strafemug. chains of words vaguely connected, undiscernable from gibberish. usually filled with jargon and unlikely to bring the speaker to a conclusion.
student 1: psssst, did you get any of that? i can't follow...
student 2: not a damn - check my notes! total wordspew! she hasn't completed a sentence in half a class...
student 2: not a damn - check my notes! total wordspew! she hasn't completed a sentence in half a class...
by geek.neo December 18, 2010
Get the wordspewmug. Taking a stroll through any city in India in which the cows are allowed complete freedom of movement.
Shit-skiing at night can be considered an extreme sport, in particular when there aren't any street lights.
Shit-skiing at night can be considered an extreme sport, in particular when there aren't any street lights.
I'm off for a shit-ski to get some mineral water.
Dude, it's the middle of the night - you should wear protective gear!
Dude, it's the middle of the night - you should wear protective gear!
by geek.neo September 12, 2010
Get the shit-skimug. any popup, or any window that won't close once you've clicked the "X" because it's still loading or has become stuck.
much like an indian street vendor pushing a sale with a tourist who's already said "no".
much like an indian street vendor pushing a sale with a tourist who's already said "no".
dammit, i didn't mean to click on that! now i've got a bunch of indian windows to deal with and i just want to get back to work...
by geek.neo December 8, 2010
Get the indian windowmug. an expression for someone who overuses his vehicle's horn, specifically holding it down for more than a second at a time.
a horn happy person is usually particularly impatient on the road, and doesn't understand that holding down a vehicle's horn is an aggressive action that causes physical discomfort and harm to people (pedestrians, cyclists and rollerbladers) in the immediate vicinity of the car, in addition to irritating people who live in the area.
horn happy people are usually unaware of just how little actual value is added by their hooting - a typical result of a lengthy hoot is the slowing down or stopping of the person in front to see what all the trouble is.
a horn happy person is usually particularly impatient on the road, and doesn't understand that holding down a vehicle's horn is an aggressive action that causes physical discomfort and harm to people (pedestrians, cyclists and rollerbladers) in the immediate vicinity of the car, in addition to irritating people who live in the area.
horn happy people are usually unaware of just how little actual value is added by their hooting - a typical result of a lengthy hoot is the slowing down or stopping of the person in front to see what all the trouble is.
by geek.neo April 25, 2010
Get the horn happymug. also known as a supplementarian.
someone who takes supplements because a healthy diet is too much effort to maintain.
someone who takes supplements because a healthy diet is too much effort to maintain.
even a red-blooded meat-eater like myself can't maintain a healthy diet without popping a few pills, so i've become a technovore.
by geek.neo May 23, 2012
Get the technovoremug.