geek.neo's definitions

shitter

the alternate and more accurate name for twitter, especially when used by someone known for talking crap

guess who's on shitter! man, that kevin trudeau sheets like it's nobody's business!

by geek.neo July 26, 2010

ashortive

(pronounced ash-short-ive)
the assertiveness caused by Short Man Syndrome

waiter: "shit, but tom thumb over there's ashortive! he gave a me a lecture on political correctness just because i asked him if he'd prefer a taller chair..."

by geek.neo December 28, 2010

technovore

also known as a supplementarian.

someone who takes supplements because a healthy diet is too much effort to maintain.

even a red-blooded meat-eater like myself can't maintain a healthy diet without popping a few pills, so i've become a technovore.

by geek.neo May 23, 2012

memento

from the film memento: the act of tattooing reminders on one's body

why do i always stress so much? i need to memento reinhold niebuhr's "serenity prayer"

by geek.neo May 14, 2010

chafe strafe

a style of walking sideways, similar to a mosey, used to avoid worsening a chafe.

are you feeling alright?
yeah, but i have to chafe strafe after spending so much time playing on the sandy beach

by geek.neo September 27, 2010

swineancial

a particularly greedy financial anything

the global financial crisis of 2008 was caused by the swineancial institutions guilty of profiteering and debtism

by geek.neo September 8, 2011

twingling

a combination of tingling and twinkling, a sensual crossover caused by great excitement (see synesthesia)

"how was the meeting?"
"OMG - i can't believe i pulled the board over to my side. my whole system is twingling!"

by geek.neo September 9, 2011