geek.neo's definitions

ashortive

(pronounced ash-short-ive)
the assertiveness caused by Short Man Syndrome

waiter: "shit, but tom thumb over there's ashortive! he gave a me a lecture on political correctness just because i asked him if he'd prefer a taller chair..."

by geek.neo December 28, 2010

shitter

the alternate and more accurate name for twitter, especially when used by someone known for talking crap

guess who's on shitter! man, that kevin trudeau sheets like it's nobody's business!

by geek.neo July 26, 2010

twingling

a combination of tingling and twinkling, a sensual crossover caused by great excitement (see synesthesia)

"how was the meeting?"
"OMG - i can't believe i pulled the board over to my side. my whole system is twingling!"

by geek.neo September 9, 2011

memento

from the film memento: the act of tattooing reminders on one's body

why do i always stress so much? i need to memento reinhold niebuhr's "serenity prayer"

by geek.neo May 14, 2010

technovore

also known as a supplementarian.

someone who takes supplements because a healthy diet is too much effort to maintain.

even a red-blooded meat-eater like myself can't maintain a healthy diet without popping a few pills, so i've become a technovore.

by geek.neo May 23, 2012

naytheist

someone who claims no affliation with any religion. this does not preclude the belief in god.

naytheists are *not* atheists.

missionary: do you believe in god?
person: yeah, but i'm a naytheist - please don't preach to me.

by geek.neo November 7, 2010

bio-illogical clock

the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.

also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.

"it's saturday, go back to sleep!"
"i can't, it's my bio-illogical clock on the fritz again."

by geek.neo March 5, 2010