any popup, or any window that won't close once you've clicked the "X" because it's still loading or has become stuck.
much like an indian street vendor pushing a sale with a tourist who's already said "no".
much like an indian street vendor pushing a sale with a tourist who's already said "no".
dammit, i didn't mean to click on that! now i've got a bunch of indian windows to deal with and i just want to get back to work...
by geek.neo December 07, 2010
the global financial crisis of 2008 was caused by the swineancial institutions guilty of profiteering and debtism
by geek.neo September 07, 2011
also known as a technovore.
someone who takes supplements because a healthy diet is too much effort to maintain.
someone who takes supplements because a healthy diet is too much effort to maintain.
even a red-blooded meat-eater like myself can't maintain a healthy diet without popping a few pills, so i've become a supplementarian.
by geek.neo February 28, 2012
also known as a supplementarian.
someone who takes supplements because a healthy diet is too much effort to maintain.
someone who takes supplements because a healthy diet is too much effort to maintain.
even a red-blooded meat-eater like myself can't maintain a healthy diet without popping a few pills, so i've become a technovore.
by geek.neo February 28, 2012
1. masculine wisdom - an understanding an appreciation for the penis and everything it represents
2. knowing how to behave like a giant penis; conversely, being an expert in the identification of such behaviour
2. knowing how to behave like a giant penis; conversely, being an expert in the identification of such behaviour
jim's taking phallusophy 101 - he's read frank t.j. mackey's seduce and destroy, now he thinks he's a god
mike: bob's become a total prick since he got promoted - i heard him tell his secretary that she should "improve their relations" if she expects to get a raise...
mark: what, so you're now an expert in phallusophy?
mike: bob's become a total prick since he got promoted - i heard him tell his secretary that she should "improve their relations" if she expects to get a raise...
mark: what, so you're now an expert in phallusophy?
by geek.neo November 06, 2010
anyone who uses his phone / portable audio device on public transport, forcing their fellow passengers to listen to horrifically tinny blasts of what are usually the lamest songs on the radio
offenders usually require multiple requests to lower the volume / turn off the device, and it always helps if more than one person gets involved.
offenders usually require multiple requests to lower the volume / turn off the device, and it always helps if more than one person gets involved.
"hey, kid! turn that shit off! damned phonic thugs intruding on my phone calls..."
"the ride sucked - some phonic thugs hopped on just after me, and that's gotta be the worst sounding crap i've ever heard. i'd be embarrassed if people thought i listened to that pathetic shit"
"dude - i'm trying to sleep / read / not tear your stupid phonic thug head off, shut that shit down or get off the damn bus!"
"the ride sucked - some phonic thugs hopped on just after me, and that's gotta be the worst sounding crap i've ever heard. i'd be embarrassed if people thought i listened to that pathetic shit"
"dude - i'm trying to sleep / read / not tear your stupid phonic thug head off, shut that shit down or get off the damn bus!"
by geek.neo April 29, 2010
the (inconsistent) inability to read other people's minds through body language and facial expressions.
oh, shit! you were being sarcastic?! i'm emotionally dyslexic so i missed it completely.
dude - she's really into you!
you've got emotional dyslexia, she hates my guts!
dude - she's really into you!
you've got emotional dyslexia, she hates my guts!
by geek.neo January 13, 2011