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the (inconsistent) inability to read other people's minds through body language and facial expressions.
oh, shit! you were being sarcastic?! i'm emotionally dyslexic so i missed it completely.
dude - she's really into you!
you've got emotional dyslexia, she hates my guts!
dude - she's really into you!
you've got emotional dyslexia, she hates my guts!
by geek.neo January 16, 2011
Get the emotional dyslexia mug.an expression for someone who overuses his vehicle's horn, specifically holding it down for more than a second at a time.
a horn happy person is usually particularly impatient on the road, and doesn't understand that holding down a vehicle's horn is an aggressive action that causes physical discomfort and harm to people (pedestrians, cyclists and rollerbladers) in the immediate vicinity of the car, in addition to irritating people who live in the area.
horn happy people are usually unaware of just how little actual value is added by their hooting - a typical result of a lengthy hoot is the slowing down or stopping of the person in front to see what all the trouble is.
a horn happy person is usually particularly impatient on the road, and doesn't understand that holding down a vehicle's horn is an aggressive action that causes physical discomfort and harm to people (pedestrians, cyclists and rollerbladers) in the immediate vicinity of the car, in addition to irritating people who live in the area.
horn happy people are usually unaware of just how little actual value is added by their hooting - a typical result of a lengthy hoot is the slowing down or stopping of the person in front to see what all the trouble is.
by geek.neo April 25, 2010
Get the horn happy mug.also known as a supplementarian.
someone who takes supplements because a healthy diet is too much effort to maintain.
someone who takes supplements because a healthy diet is too much effort to maintain.
even a red-blooded meat-eater like myself can't maintain a healthy diet without popping a few pills, so i've become a technovore.
by geek.neo May 23, 2012
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much like an indian street vendor pushing a sale with a tourist who's already said "no".
much like an indian street vendor pushing a sale with a tourist who's already said "no".
dammit, i didn't mean to click on that! now i've got a bunch of indian windows to deal with and i just want to get back to work...
by geek.neo December 8, 2010
Get the indian window mug.someone who claims no affliation with any religion. this does not preclude the belief in god.
naytheists are *not* atheists.
naytheists are *not* atheists.
by geek.neo November 7, 2010
Get the naytheist mug.the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.
also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.
also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.
by geek.neo March 5, 2010
Get the bio-illogical clock mug.a combination of tingling and twinkling, a sensual crossover caused by great excitement (see synesthesia)
"how was the meeting?"
"OMG - i can't believe i pulled the board over to my side. my whole system is twingling!"
"OMG - i can't believe i pulled the board over to my side. my whole system is twingling!"
by geek.neo September 9, 2011
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