resop

a word used to call idiots poser that because of there idiocy never find out its just poser backwards

you think stairway to heaven was written by elton john but your wearing a fucking the LZ t-shirt youj stupid freaking resop

by anonoymous726389 October 19, 2004

RESONATE

produce or be filled with a deep, full, reverberating sound.

AYO LISTEN UP NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO WE GON RESONATE RESONATE

by mxa7 nctzen December 21, 2020

Last Resort Friend

The friend you call as a last resort when all your other friends are busy. You don't really like this friend and are prone to cancel on them if you get a better offer. You may be this friend to someone else.

Scenario 1
Bob: Hey are you free this weekend?
Friend: Sorry I'm not, got some family function I can't get out of.

Bob: Damn it everyone's busy, Guess I'll have to call my last resort friend.

Scenario 2
Tim: Hi Dan's just cancelled on me. Are you free tomorrow?
LRF: You only ever call me when everyone else is busy, I'm sick of being your last resort friend!

by mrperson123 April 11, 2017

resipricriciousness

A strong urge to engage in a virtual coitus with anime women

Dick's resipricriciousness outweighed his daily duties to take care of himself:

by TheBrokenBackFucker April 12, 2016

Subhuman Resources

That which passes for Human Resources, the corporate repository for people too feckless, indolent and dull-witted to survive by eating out of dumpsters. Circumventing the certain risk to production, process or profit these fools represent, Subhuman Resources serves the double purpose of barring such incompetents from mucking up the works by turning them loose to harry the employees who actually do contribute to company success.

Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.

When April was caught stealing employee lunch boxes they promoted her to Subhuman Resources

by lexicali slim September 8, 2010

Warriors Resolve

Instilled in the heart of every true warrior is a determination to succeed in the face of adversity and the resilience to stand back up when we fall, for failure is just a lesson learned and does not define who we are, this is called a "warriors resolve".

Me: After everything Joe has been through this past year, he is still determined to succeed.

Friend: Joe has a "Warriors Resolve".

by The Art of Mayhem January 16, 2019

Sentinel Beach Resort

An audible sigh coming immediately after plunking down on the toilet seat before a particularly loud dump. Typically preceding a shot across the bow and very awkward for one’s neighbors in the restroom. Origin unknown but perhaps an ironic reference to the initial sense of tranquility and peace felt by missionaries, anthropologists and other visitors to North Sentinel Island in the Bay of Bengal before hearing the initial volley of arrows.

It was bad enough my dad and had to use adjoining shitters at the rest stop on the way home but when I heard his Sentinel Beach Resort I knew I only had seconds to cover my ears before he opened fire.

by Tin Hat Kippah December 6, 2020