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When you have done a lot of cocaine and your snot is full of unsnorted cocaine. You pull out the snot, recrush and resnort.
I crushed my cocaine bogeys and resnorted them.
resnort by Amy_Steve May 13, 2018
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Last Resort Friend 

The friend you call as a last resort when all your other friends are busy. You don't really like this friend and are prone to cancel on them if you get a better offer. You may be this friend to someone else.
Scenario 1
Bob: Hey are you free this weekend?
Friend: Sorry I'm not, got some family function I can't get out of.

Bob: Damn it everyone's busy, Guess I'll have to call my last resort friend.

Scenario 2
Tim: Hi Dan's just cancelled on me. Are you free tomorrow?
LRF: You only ever call me when everyone else is busy, I'm sick of being your last resort friend!

Sentinel Beach Resort

An audible sigh coming immediately after plunking down on the toilet seat before a particularly loud dump. Typically preceding a shot across the bow and very awkward for one’s neighbors in the restroom. Origin unknown but perhaps an ironic reference to the initial sense of tranquility and peace felt by missionaries, anthropologists and other visitors to North Sentinel Island in the Bay of Bengal before hearing the initial volley of arrows.
It was bad enough my dad and had to use adjoining shitters at the rest stop on the way home but when I heard his Sentinel Beach Resort I knew I only had seconds to cover my ears before he opened fire.

Resorting sociobots 

Resorting sociobots are the ones who have their individuality but slowly and eventually accept the norm for their own personal benefit or as curiosity/experiment/experiment due to curiosity. They are, as (sorta)sociobots (and especially as not sociobots), feared/scorned by the Spreading sociobots and feared/scorned and shot down by Ruling ones, the more beyond hope sociobots are, the more they will want to push resortings out of society for being themselves.

They know more about life and come from healthy or healthier families or have had close/long term/a significant contact with a person who has told them/ knows how to be human/how to live and they usually have emotions and feeling and etc that are brightly coloured and go beyond the boxes of society. They can make a change and do to the sociobots with more hope and bravery.

They become sociobots for reasons like, acceptance, popularity, curiosity, worry about having a drab life/never changing etc but stay largely unharmed, unaffected, unscarred through the experience and therefore are sometimes admired by most sociobots and followed/supported by concedings. (and on various occasions crushed on by semi hopeful spreading sociobots)

These people are rare and there's a reason for that- too many sociobots

Also see- Sociobot, Chain of Sociobots, Ruling Sociobot, Spreading Sociobot, Conceding Sociobot, Sociobot Patterns
(Mitchie from Camp Rock).

Resorting sociobots-

Sociobot- Ya, that's totally cool right
Resorting- Umm, ya, that's like... sooo cool..

Sociobot- Lol
Resorting- ??... LOL!!!

Resorting- ah, Ya, that's, like SO cool!
Resorting 2- Ah, yeah...! ... *narrows eyes*
(recognise each other)
Resorting- Oh
Resorting 2- Thank God!
R1- Hey!!
R2- Hey! ... Back!
R1&2- ...LOLL. ;D

Spring Creek Resort 

Euphemism for those looking to locate a source of marijuana or other illicit drugs.
While sitting at a corner waiting for a bus, a man in a car pulls up and asks "Do you know where the Spring Creek Resort is?" This is his way of determining if you have any drugs to sell him.

redneck resort 

A collection of plastic or vinyl tarps tied off to trees, poles, walls, etc. Generally, they are sighted at camp grounds, music festivals, and car races.
Well, it looks like we found the party. That's a redneck resort if I ever saw one!

Now this is livin'! I got everything I need at me & my friends redneck resort!
redneck resort by glamrocker October 12, 2013

resort injury 

The typically minor injuries one can experience during a tropical vacation. May include Sunburn, sandal blisters, sand in the eyes, and hangovers.
Mila will always get hurt when she goes to Hawaii. Her first day resort injury is typically sunburn. She usual comes back looking like a crippled lobster.
resort injury by Shakesmear May 17, 2022
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