The term used to describe a religious-retard who is closed to the views and opinions of others, and who also voices their own opinions as fact; whilst commiting crimes against human intelligence in the name of religion.
( henke37 ) Im a christian through and through, god owns you.
( scenestar ) I concur henke37, god is indeed ownage.
( lolage ) Damn religitards.
( xenon ) Religitards make baby seals cry.
A religious fanatic that goes around town either spreading their faith, trying to convert people, or sparkingnever-ending religious-related debates, often to the disapproval of others.
Many religitarians believe in God, but they become so passionate about sharing their genuine interests in their faith with the masses and winning converts that they only end up pissing other people off because they're so tied up in the religious bubble they live in.
A hybrid of "Religion" and "Hypocrisy" which describes the tendency for religious zealots to be huge hypocrites.
As Dan Savage has pointed out, anytime you see someone (usually a politician or religious figure) going apeshit about the sanctity of marriage and the threat of the homosexual agenda you can pretty much bet on that person being a closet homosexual, BDSM aficionado, or serial cheater. That person is guilty of Religiocrisy.
Did you see that Ted Haggard started preaching again? I can't believe such Religiocrisy is allowed to continue.
See also George Rekers lift my luggage , Mark Sanford Hiking the appalachian trail, Larry Craig Wide Stance and so on.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).