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Religitard 

The term used to describe a religious-retard who is closed to the views and opinions of others, and who also voices their own opinions as fact; whilst commiting crimes against human intelligence in the name of religion.
( henke37 ) Im a christian through and through, god owns you.
( scenestar ) I concur henke37, god is indeed ownage.
( lolage ) Damn religitards.
( xenon ) Religitards make baby seals cry.
Religitard by #betterhack #&. August 22, 2006

religitard 

A religious person, someone who does not know that the sole purpose of religion is to scam you out of your hard earned money in exchange for telling you whatever you want to hear about what will happen after you die.

The Catholic Church (as one example) has profited for nearly two millennia and continues to profit financially by making one feel guilty for ones biological urges and begging for any amount of money at every service they offer globally, even offering 'indulgences' in the middle ages, which amounted to being able to sin as long as you paid them for it afterward.

Is it pure coincidence that 'pray' and 'prey' are homonyms? How about 'prophet' and 'profit'?
(middle ages) peon: "Father I need forgiveness, last night I raped a 10 year old boy."

Priest: "Give me all your money and say two hail marys and you will be forgiven, my son."
peon: "I don't have any money."
Priest: "Give me all your livestock and say two hail marys."
peon: "But my family will starve to death."
Priest: "Then it's god's will. If you don't do this you'll roast in hell for all eternity!!1eleventeen"
--example of a religitard being taken advantage of by a priest
religitard by phillydriter April 18, 2010

Religitard 

All religions retard

A person involved in any religion or or any part of that narcissistic control is known as a religitard.

The process of registration.
See those religitard in that church.
Religitard by airplanes2 October 11, 2018

Religitroll 

An internet troll who exclusively targets Religitards. Sort of trolling for the greater good.
He trolled that Religitard hard, he's a top notch Religitroll.
Religitroll by sillybeggar November 27, 2012

Religifarce

Buffoonery mocking the rediculous tenets on which which all religion is based.
In a spectacle typical of religifarce, the dinner-theater troupe reinacted "jacob at Jericho" comically slaughtering every man, woman, child and animal in the audience...(keeping the virgin girls for themselves, of course.)
Religifarce by YAWA May 11, 2015

Religitarian 

A religious fanatic that goes around town either spreading their faith, trying to convert people, or sparking never-ending religious-related debates, often to the disapproval of others.
Many religitarians believe in God, but they become so passionate about sharing their genuine interests in their faith with the masses and winning converts that they only end up pissing other people off because they're so tied up in the religious bubble they live in.
Religitarian by Schybox September 24, 2010

religiotard

A religious person, usually a fundamentalist, whose retreat into a fantasy world of religious delusion causes them to exhibit behavior which may be interpreted as profound mental retardation.
Q: Why is that glassy-eyed person looking up to the sky with outstretched arms and babbling incoherently?

A: Because he's a religiotard.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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