relatard

Somewhat similar to the concept of a frenemy, a "relatard" is someone who is retarded (not in the literal sense) that you only associate with because they're related to you by blood or marriage.

If Joe weren't my cousin, I would never associate with him. Freakin' relatard!

by puxly mcbuttont September 3, 2007

relitard

Relitard; a religious person or a person that believes in a god.

relitardism; relitarded;

It's hard for a relitard to understand geological time.

by godendoder March 28, 2010

Realtard

A retarded realtor, aka all realtors.

The Realtard fooled me into paying $500k for a 1 bedroom condo in Miami in 2006, claiming that real estate "ALWAYS GOES UP!" The Realtard got a 6% commission off of that sale, for a total of $30k in his pocket. Here I sit in 2010, squatting in my pre-foreclosure condo which is now only worth $200k.

by HousingBubbleSquatter September 15, 2010

Renatarda

A person who is stupid,can’t spell anything right,and is simply retarded

Renatarda is like so stupid

by Renataritaaaaaa__hehehehe December 4, 2017

relitardism

The belief in God or gods; the act of being a relitard.

Evangelists spread relitardism

by The Malachi May 29, 2018

realtard

A person which is an authenticated retard. Not the morons you see everyday at your place of employment. Realtards are the real thing.

1. "The guys at work are retards... but that guy... now he is a realtard."

2. "I thought you were just another retard... but you really are a realtard."

by Davis Hay February 15, 2009

Reatard

A retard with a purpose and skills.

Rain man could do it and he was a reatard.

Drew is not stupid but he is probably a little reatarded

Jose's lack of sleep is having a reatarding effect on him.

by ravenmsb and Cornbread June 23, 2009