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Retetard 

Mispelling of the word "retard". People suffering from insomnia dyslexia may accidently spell retard in this way, and when used as an insult, the word backfires in your face and only proves that you are the retard.
Man1- What's 2+2?
Man2- 3.
Man1- No, it's 4. You're a retetard.
Man2- I was being sarcastic and you're the retard because you can't spell.
Retetard by JMUK July 17, 2012

relatard 

Somewhat similar to the concept of a frenemy, a "relatard" is someone who is retarded (not in the literal sense) that you only associate with because they're related to you by blood or marriage.
If Joe weren't my cousin, I would never associate with him. Freakin' relatard!
relatard by puxly mcbuttont September 3, 2007

Renatarda 

A person who is stupid,can’t spell anything right,and is simply retarded
Renatarda is like so stupid
A retard with a purpose and skills.
Rain man could do it and he was a reatard.

Drew is not stupid but he is probably a little reatarded

Jose's lack of sleep is having a reatarding effect on him.

retaardvark

1. farm raised aardvarks
2. derogatory alternative to typical "retard", can be used in the same circumstances.
-related to: morongoose, quailtard
Stop licking the pavement, you retaardvark
retaardvark by Nathan Fitzsimmons February 17, 2006
When somebody act dumb and stupid
You reatarded.
reatarded by Slay_on_fleek May 10, 2016
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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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