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Retardacle 

the art of idiotic or not persuasive speaking or writing, especially the use of figures of speech and other compositional techniques.
"That question doesn't even make sense, was it retardacle? "

"I'll open the floor now for the Q&A but please, no retardacle questions."
Retardacle by DJFr33q January 3, 2020

retardical 

A mix between "rhetorical" and "retarded", usually used to describe a rhetorical question that makes no sense.
David, stop asking such retardical questions!
retardical by boysnoggage December 5, 2004

retardical 

a question that is too stupid to answer. A combination of rhetorical and retarded
retardical by Fearghalian Stallion October 21, 2008

retardical question 

A play on the phrase rhetorical question, a retardical question is a question so stupid, it leaves the people being asked speechless, and unable to answer with even a sarcastic response. A retardical question has such stupefying power,it can leave an entire room in a confused daze, and, in written form, can kill as many brain cells as aerosol or a Miley Cyrus song.
Dude 1: What did you put in answer for number 9?

Dude 2: You mean "name something flat? I put pancakes, tortillas, Earth....
Dude 1: Wait what?! Earth?
Dude 2: Yeah it's flat right? That's what people say.

Dude 1 is so stunned by this retardical question he is unable to speak, or move, and has to be taken to the school nurse.

Retardical 

Retardical means something that is soo retarded! It is something or an act of some kind that is extremely stupid, retarded, idiototic, ridciulous, dumb, etc.
retarded stupid retardical idiototic ridciulous dumb
Retardical by JL<>Loove July 31, 2010

Retardical 

A act of retardedness that is so retarded it is purely radical.
*Man shits on car cuz fuck
Dammmn that was retardical