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Reintardation 

When somebody is reincarnated and returns as someone who is mentally challenged or retarded.
There was a boy who came back as a retard after being a famous celebrity in his previous life. Such beliefs stem the Buddhists who believe in Reincarnation, well reintardation is when someone comes back as a mentally retarded person.
Reintardation by Phaenixdrools April 21, 2009

Retardao 

It's when something is so mind-numbing, your face uncontrollably spasms into some sort of an ahegao, not out of arousal, but your brain malfunctioning. As if your brain is getting licked.

A similar thing can occur with extreme ASMR tingles, like Japanese ear-licking ASMRs.
*insert feather into your ears*
"Gwah-uah!! God dammit! Quit it!"
"Ahahaha! Your face pulled a retardao."

retardaphobia 

Afraid of retards, stupid people, and people with mental problems
"Bob had retardaphobia after he visited his uncle at the mental hospital

Retardant drop 

The act of hanging from a ceiling fan while masturbating and making airplane noises. Then shooting semen on a woman while hovering over her. Can also do with feces. Commonly called a dirty retardant drop
Bro I broke my fan last night doing a retardant drop on Sarah
Retardant drop by Black dot June 13, 2016

Reintardation 

Converting to a new religion and ending up more stupid than before.
His constant preaching is a sign of reintardation,
Reintardation by Blursaw February 11, 2010

Retardacle 

the art of idiotic or not persuasive speaking or writing, especially the use of figures of speech and other compositional techniques.
"That question doesn't even make sense, was it retardacle? "

"I'll open the floor now for the Q&A but please, no retardacle questions."
Retardacle by DJFr33q January 3, 2020