relitard

Relitard; a religious person or a person that believes in a god.

relitardism; relitarded;

It's hard for a relitard to understand geological time.

by godendoder March 28, 2010

Reitard

An individual cursed by a blind obsession with the fictional character Rei Ayanami from the 1995 anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. The individual is unable to think clearly in this state of ''reitardedness'', and all thoughts and feelings that inhabit them will, in the end, be tangentially related to or associated with Rei Ayanami. There is no known cure.

''Wow, Rei will surely win the Shinjibowl in 3+1!''
''Kevin, you reitard. Asuka has an objectively better chance of getting with Shinji, and the whole thematic structure of the show is more inclined to lean towards a possible relationship between Shinji and Asuka as well. But who knows, maybe Anno will grant your wish?

by Ritsuko Akagi March 2, 2019

religtard

people who can't understand reasoning because of their religious belief.

Religious dude: "how can there be no god if the bible says that god created the world"
Atheist dude: "you are the dumbest religtard i ever met"

by trippinbawls September 19, 2013

relatard

Somewhat similar to the concept of a frenemy, a "relatard" is someone who is retarded (not in the literal sense) that you only associate with because they're related to you by blood or marriage.

If Joe weren't my cousin, I would never associate with him. Freakin' relatard!

by puxly mcbuttont September 3, 2007

relitardism

The belief in God or gods; the act of being a relitard.

Evangelists spread relitardism

by The Malachi May 29, 2018

realitard

A reality TV personality who has become inexplicably famous from acting like an idiot on film. Similar to a celebutard but realitards should not be considered celebrities.

Any Kardashians is a realitard. Anyone on TruTV, a hoarder, or someone with more than 10 kids and a TV show is a realitard.

by SJBTexas January 6, 2012

REItard

One who is addicted to shopping or browsing at REI or REI.com

Pronunciation ( ree-tard)

Guy1:Time for a Barnes and Noble run, maybe REI

Guy2: REItard

by Tweak338 January 17, 2010