rejat 

Gay gay kuzm get cumhumped

Rejat gets cumhumped real good no kizm

rejat by anonymous June 3, 2021

why is everything on here related to sex 

I don’t know man. We’re both asking the same question but will never find the answer.

John:I’m gonna look up shark to find out about what they are what they’re living conditions are for my own information

*looks it up*

John: why is everything on here related to sex

why is everything on here related to sex by Onion ring123456789 October 1, 2020

relatable post 

A post (or a picture) that shows a relatable problem, experience, or encounter that are generally shared through Facebook, Instagram, and Tumblr.

*Kelly, being bored or homework over the break, scrolls through Tumblr and finds a post that reads 'When teachers assign homework over break'*
Kelly: What a relatable post!

relatable post by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

Relatable 

When you find a sad quote that represents your life and your like omg that’s so me.

So relatable wtf

Relatable by Frickman December 5, 2017

Rejacobsen 

When a boy named Cooper gets rejected multiple times yet still continues to go after the same girl.

Yeah he tried to get nudes from her again last night, but got rejacobsened.

Rejacobsen by anonymous293753 October 11, 2020

phat relate

a response to someone when you can relate.

jim: “damn, my dick is so hard”
tom: “phat relate”

phat relate by insertmyname November 24, 2019

rebate 

A false promise to reimburse someone cash for buying a product. Originally from the term re-bait which means to lure or trick someone over and over again. In order to make a product seem less expensive, some manufacturers offer a rebate of cash if you buy their product and them follow vague and difficult instructions that involve cutting things out, stapling things together, photocopying, mailing or shipping items and them waiting six months for a check that never comes. If the company really wanted you to save money, they would just have a promotional sale.
See also RIP-OFF, MAIL FRAUD.

I wonder what happened to my rebate?

rebate by robin graves February 21, 2004