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Turbo - in a constant state of uncoordination related but not limited to: being socially awkward, lacking knowledge of one's surroundings, and ignorance to events occuring after 1990
Prefacing statements with, "I know you guys are going to think I'm reats but . . .".Hey guys, so where is Metropolis really located? Who's Donald Trump? Papa John's is the Yuengling of pizza. Why don't NFL players just become olympians, I'm sure they'd win? So why is one side of a hot dog bun bigger than the other? Are Micheal Jordan and Air Jordan the same person?
Reats by Steve Welsh September 8, 2008
Words you can keep
Shortening of the word "Retard", typically used in UK slang
Person 1: Why is my calculator telling me 6+7 isn't 67?
Person 4: Cuz you're reats mate
Reats by C0mpetable December 4, 2025
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Rearsthesia 

When you experience your butt and legs falling asleep due to sitting on toliet to long
I was looking up something on ebay while taking a crap before I knew it I got rearsthesia and could bearly get off toliet much less walk.
Rearsthesia by ashane June 2, 2015

Ridge Rats 

Ridge Rats are residents of Cutler Bay, Florida that is historically called Cutler Ridge. It is now an incorporated town of Miami-Dade County. The Ridge Rat nick name was given to the residents as a derogatory term from people that lived outside of Cutler Ridge but the Ridge Rats wear it like a badge of Honor.
The Ridge Rats climbed the Cutler Ridge water tower.
Ridge Rats by Chestnut63 November 30, 2012

ratsquatch 

a ratchet ass hoe who's as big as a sasquatch and as ugly as a rat.
Ratsquatch was talking shit about us again.
ratsquatch by hoe fighter January 9, 2016

If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats. 

If you try to hard to portray yourself as a certain person (e.g. being rich) in a dating market and don’t sell yourself as a personality at all. You are going to attract people who are only in for the money.
Abba: Dang! this rich dude got robbed by one of his ONS.
Preach: If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats.

Tunnel Rats 

U.S. military personnel whose job is to crawl through enemy tunnels in search of the Viet Congs.
The tunnel rats were American and Australian infantry soldiers whose task was to carry out underground search and destroy missions during the Vietnam War. The Viet Cong guerrillas had built a complex system of tunnels in which they hid themselves and their weapons when they were under attacks. They were extremely dangerous, with numerous booby traps and enemies lying in wait.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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