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Regrettable Hulk 

A regrettable hulk is a very large hulk sized fat woman that takes advantage of an intoxicated man sexually. Regrettable hulks are solitary hunters and prey on men typically around bars and clubs when they are about to close.
"Yo Bruce, hope you didn't throw your back out last night with that regrettable hulk."
Regrettable Hulk by TheLoganator September 3, 2014
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Regrettable 'Like' 

(Verb): The feeling of annoyance one gets when they like a status or photo via Facebook then later they receive a large amount of notifications from others commenting and/or liking the same thing.
Jim: Ha ha ha, that's a funny picture from last night..."likes"
(Hour later)
Jim: Woah, 37 notifications all having to do with that picture...that was a Regrettable 'Like'
Regrettable 'Like' by PandaPat89 April 18, 2010

Regrettable fuck 

A person who you have or have not had sex with, which is or ends up being regretted
Person 1: Hey I have a friend and we ended up fucking
1 week later
Man I really regret that!

Extra: Man! She looks like a regrettable fuck!
Regrettable fuck by JohnLongshlong January 30, 2021

a regrettable waste of energy 

i feel like a broken record writing this again and again
communication that exclusively relies on written words can never be complete.
if we're missing out on hearing, sensing, seeing the other, we are ignoring essential elements of mutual understanding.
how do you mark a joke, sarcasm, irony, criticism, reproach if not with tones of your voice, mimic, gesture. how can i make you feel all the love in my heart when im locked out. when i won't be heard out.
failed communication is such a regrettable waste of energy when what you write goes misunderstood, misinterpreted, mistaken. even the knowledge that its you im writing to cannot prevent that.
do you know what i mean.

Regrettables 

Regrettables consist of dirty sluts, girls who are a friends girlfriend, and fat chicks. Basically, they are people you would regret banging in the morning and are hence very dangerous at parties.
"DAMN SON! That party is 99% regrettables! I ain't going to that shit!"
Regrettables by Guaresca January 23, 2009

regrettabang 

A term used to describe a person you have had sex with (usually a one night stand) that was instantly regrettable.
That girl I took home last night was a total regrettabang.

The regrettabang from last night has sent me 45 messages in two hours.
regrettabang by AnonAxiom September 11, 2016

Regentable 

He is regentable to enter the office.
Regentable by VS123 December 29, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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