1 definition by Bill Hawko
A surgical procedure to cut the line running from a persons rectum to thier mouth to keep them from talking shit.
Guy1: Man, I got some BJ and P from Julie last night, blasted on her face, then I bolted like a skeet skeet bandit.
Guy2: Her mom is right behind you; you need an oral rectumy.
Guy2: Her mom is right behind you; you need an oral rectumy.
by Bill Hawko August 21, 2010