rectilous 

A stressful amount of low FPS

This game is so rectilous

rectilous by Thecubichare March 29, 2014

Cranial Rectitus 

A severe medical condition caused by excessive arrogance and ignorance resulting in one's head becoming lodged into their anal rectal region.

My customer was yelling and belittling me . I determined he suffered from Cranial Rectitus.

Cranial Rectitus by K-Krunk November 5, 2017

recudilous

an adjective used to describe a situation/thing that is so legit, it's crazy. Even kid cudi would be mindfucked.

that skim sesh yesterday was pretty recudilous, not gonna lie

recudilous by iambobby11 July 12, 2011

rectitus 

when your optic nerve crosses with your rectal nerve and you get a shity out look on life.

when someone is always negative. then they have rectitus.

rectitus by slappyMcLoven September 27, 2013

reculous 

A mix of the words reckless and ridiculous

"RECULOUS BEHAVIOUR" - Zayn Malik (1D)

reculous by Ellpupp June 9, 2016

Rectillious Dildous Maximus 

The T-Rex of all dildos. The prophecy is said that such a dildo still exists to mankind today. This dildo is said to be "Harder to find than the holy grail". In order to obtain it one must join the gay mafia and pass through the initiation of sucking Satans thorny cock.

person 1: hey man wanna go find the Rectillious Dildous Maximus?

person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!

Rectillious Dildous Maximus by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010

ocular rectitus 

a condition when your optic nerve gets wrapped around your asshole, giving you a shitty outlook on life

My boss yelled at several people for no reason this week, just because he's fighting with his ol' lady. It seems like he's developed a case of ocular rectitus

ocular rectitus by bilijohn April 21, 2018