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Zayn Malik is the most , i repeat , the most amazing singer in the world. Known for his amazing singing , he is also the most beautiful man on earth. HE IS A BOON TO MANKIND❤❤
A : Who is the most amazing singer in the world ?
B : ZAYN MALIK
by forever_zigi_ January 20, 2018
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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Undeniable sex god. He is thought to be very vain, but I would be too if I looked like Jesus sliding down a rainbow to get to a magical pot of sexiness. He is extraordinarily talented and is better known as DJ Malik or Bradford Boi. His favorite saying is "VAS HAPPENIN?!" He was born in Bradford, the city of gods. He is perfectly imperfect and directioners (mainly from Tumblr) will personally come to your house and kick your ass if you believe otherwise. We ARE the deadliest of all fandoms.
Directionator: Zayn Malik is so hot, too bad he sucks at singing.
Doctor: So, she jumped into ten knives?
by letmalikyouupanddown February 16, 2012
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An incredibly hot member of the band One Direction, which formed on the popular tv singing show, The X-Factor.
Girl 1: So, who's your favourite from One Direction?
Girl 2: Obviously Zayn Malik!
Girl 1: OMG me too, he is so hot!
by mrahaha November 12, 2010
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He is a sex god from the planet Sexurus. He is beautiful and he has a strong relationship with his mirror. He uses like 50 cans of hairspray on his sexually attractive hair. <3 Many girls ship Zirror because it is 100% true love.
Guy: who is this hot sexually sexy one?
Me: -not looking who he is talking about and just asumes its Zayn- OH that sexy one is Zayn Malik
by BillyBobSaget July 03, 2012
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